[gothamtittysirens]

Girls are inherently cute

[gothamtittysirens]

ESPECIALLY fat girls

Fat girls are inherently hot too actually

[teathattast]

[jessaerys]

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

[crabussy]

sometimes I think to myself "oh god oh god what if it had been different. what if it had been different and I hadn't gone through those horrible awful events". and when I catch myself thinking that I have to remind myself that in an alternate hypothetical timeline, I am thinking the exact same thing about something good and fine that happened to me in this real tangible timeline. and I tell myself hey. maybe this is the best outcome. maybe there are many many things that COULD have gone terribly wrong but DIDN'T. and I have to think this way because I deserve to feel okay

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[aropride]

not a neopronoun user but i believe in their beliefs

[vyvilha]

isn't it ridiculous how you're only allowed to have types when you're into conventional appearance and conventionally attractive things. if you're into fat people you're immediately labeled as a fat fetishist but exclusively dating skinny people is just normal. if you're into muscular women you're a disgusting gooner with a muscle mommy fetish but if you're into muscular men you're literally just a regular person. thinking feet is attractive is a fetish but being into boobs is the normalest thing ever even though both are non-sexual body parts

[wyatthazy]

sometimes, for the greater good, you just gotta be a raging hater (with a friend) (in a private convo)

[metanarrates]

i forgive every evil woman in fiction

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[pukicho]

Babe wake up duck in a pond

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[urmomsonfire]

“not every character is bisexual” well obviously. some of them are lesbian

[segamascott]

[mothcub]

Pet morality.

[gremlinangel2]

not getting enough attention today might blow myself up for fun

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars