and the universe said I love you

24 - [she/her]

[beets2]

Thank you for marrying me. Of course. It was nothing. It's marriage. It was something.

[scarringstars]

HAPPY TWELVE YEARS OF THE 100! {inspo}

[trainstationgoodbye]

I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me; it's actually one of my love languages.

Bottoms (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

[mousemilf]

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

[furryprovocateur]

the problem with everyone becoming a reviewer and essayist now is that, plainly and gently, a lot of these people are not smart enough for the position

[cometcrystal]

they dont even seem happy its like theyre just fucking with her out of obligation

[chevalierdog-deactivated2014082]

[soup-mother]

babe i love you but your confusion of the anglo saxons and the britons was just fucking embarrassing. and to make matters worse you even then called Shakespearian English "old english" instead of early modern English. get out of my room already

[lizardsmp3]

hey me and my boybestfriend saw you across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe. we're gonna beat the shit out of you

[kylejsugarman]

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

[cryptotheism]

i don't need to take this from some dumb bitch with no cutie mark

[beadyeyes]

Day 3 of no cookies or candy

[notahorseindisguise]

like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

[3000s]

[parent asking if weed smell is coming from your room voice] are you eating a sirloin steak with loaded baked potato and french onion soup in there ?

[depsidase]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[grox]

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

[aflo]

i got a freling

[grox]

Oooooooh ooooooh

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]