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ghazal67

code-name-sasquatch

The ending is the best lol

a-wandering-fool

Fuck….. Fucking amazing

dragonsatmidnight

how… how much shit do they break?

weaselle

let me tell you, as some one who has spent countless hours learning to do shit like juggle torches and knives, these videos are cool as shit and FUCKING INFURIATING

whitepeopletwitter

Nice and bright

wholove

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.

victorpopejr

The technology of tomorrow

thedarkestlovee

He needs to STOOOOOOOP

kingjaffejoffer

Why hasn’t this dude gotten a TV/media deal yet? I’ve seen a lot of other comedians from IG/Youtube blow up and they aren’t half as funny as this guy.

fonzworthcutlass

Genius.

filmnoirsbian

Is there rly any softer scene than when o'malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

filmnoirsbian

This Is Love 😍😍

phantoms-lair

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

pitviperofdoom

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

elderitchblaest

Reasons to watch Buzzfeed: Unsolved

- a healthy friendship between men? men supporting each other in times of distress?? - also, two men who openly express their emotions and are goofballs - “we should do some spring cleaning together” “yeah, we could facetime” “this saturday?” “yeah sure” - the main host is a proud asian-latino man (sorry if that’s not the right term) - supporting badass women? - not batting an eye at queer relationships and talking about them openly - talking about the distress that comes with being outed by someone else and how bad that is - “i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!” “you were, unbelievable” “i apologize.” - its?? Fucking hilarious??? Holy shit!!! - “do my farts scare you??” - two men sleeping in a bed together and not making it awkward or “no homo” - Its really well done?? Like, the research and the narration are super good - Guys taking comfort from each other’s presence - “I feel safe when the big guy’s around” - The hosts’ outfits are??!!!!! Amazing - a conversation about furries - “slap the cuffs on those hooves” - The height difference. The glorious, glorious height difference. - The ongoing Bears vs Sharks feud - The Hot Daga. Watch it. - No seriously it’s silly but it’s actually really well written and fun - There are lesbians - Fuck, Marry, Kill with cryptids - so much laughter, it’s so pure - an episode where both hosts get drunk and hunt ghosts - “are ghosts real?” “*head shake*” - “respect the diabolical. c:” - “I DISRESPECT YOUR BRIDGE, GOATMAN!” - the hosts have outright said that they love ghost hunting because they get to spend time adventuring together - the jacuzzi tub….. - just…….good

hollowboobtheory

the reason buzzfeed unsolved works so well is because shane and ryan emit equal but opposite chaotic energies

gallusrostromegalus

One of the screech owls just hit my window.

Twice.

Then flew away, screaming, down the street.

Godspeed, moron.

thatweirdlittlegothgirl-deactiv

:O And that’s not a particularly “small” bird. Not small in like, the multitude of sparrows, cardinals and other small-ish birds that bonk into my front door/glass screen. Let’s hope for your window’s sake that no more happen…

gallusrostromegalus

I mean, compared to the Ravens, Hawks and the great horned owls that have gotten in fights with my window before, the screech owl is a decided lightweight.

Come to think of it, it’s spring and I should put the bird feeder out again. Better than TV.

systlin

We have a cardinal (well, had) who declared Eternal War with our back window.

He could see his reflection in it in the morning from his nest.

And HOW DARE this OTHER MALE CARDINAL be in HIS TERRITORY

The neighbor cut that tree down so this doesn’t happen any longer.

gallusrostromegalus

Oh that poor dumb baby. Also shame about the tree.

What happened last summer was we had Happy Little Bluebirds that would come to the feeder, only bluebirds HAAAAAAATE other bluebirds, so they’d go all crouching tiger kicking each other off the feeder and all the noise would attract the neighboring cats, whose owners were under the hilarious delusion that just because they were on the second or third floor, Thier cats wouldn’t climb/jump off the balcony for bird snacks. So most of what was hitting my window was overweight tabby and the occasional Cooper’s hawk.

Then in about June, I found a bag of very expired peanuts in the pantry and similarly overripe berries in the fridge, and decided to put out fuit and nuts for the birds. Which made me then instant favorite of the local Ravens, because they were nesting on the roof of the building and needed to work down as many calories as possible for the four chicks.

So for a good part of the summer I’d wake up at 5 AM to:

Twitter Twitter chirp chirp chirp whistle-Wrooowr! Thud! SKRAAAAA!!! REEEEEEAAAGH!!!

As the cat would try to eat the bluebirds, run into the window, and the Ravens would dive-bomb it on principle.

dankmemeuniversity

memewhore

bombing

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

yourbigsisnissi

More important than asking “why doesn’t this person want me?” Is asking “why am I attracted to someone who isn’t interested in me and doesn’t value me?”

badicarus-deactivated20200410

people really came for hozier for his four year hiatus as if they have clocks in the woods

badicarus-deactivated20200410

me, rattling spoons in the wilderness: hozier come on it’s been four years

hozier, materializing from a tree: it what

iwishiwascreative

Guys my cat is so polite

yeahishipitbitch

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

sentimental-apathy

nochillscientist-deactivated201

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

since-the-900s-deactivated20190

You know whats one of my favorite aesthetics?

Nature taking over abandoned places

Hauntingly beautiful

nutsacktorturer

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

nutsacktorturer

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix