Welcome to the Machine

Chasing unobtainable fictional characters since forever.

[daftpatience]

this is what i wanted to make! feel free 2 use this for whatever i love you

[biodigital]

Loving Pokemon can last a lifetime.

[makesomenoise]

How Jacob Wysocki accidentally created the internet’s favorite affirmation

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

[dropoutdottv]

jacob how poetic

[drawnsnake]

I have empathy I swear

But if you accused me of insincerity I don't know what I'd say

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[bananonbinary]

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

[myosotis-secunda]

it works there

[animentality]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

last line hit like a mack truck

ink: diamine oxblood

[animentality]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

last line hit like a mack truck

ink: diamine oxblood

[astronomifier]

tobias animorphs is truly one of the characters of all time. hes 13, hes a bird, hes a human boy, hes probably autistic, he's half alien centaur monster (on his dad's side), he has the favor of an elder god, his girlfriend has killed hundreds, his best friend is his uncle and also a centaur, hes even a transgender allegory... the boy really does it all

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: Another year has passed, time to make another natural freezer

[eng by me]

[alexaloraetheris]

This is brilliant but the energy sticker at the end KILLED me.🤣

[pagerunner-j]

Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.

[dingodoodles]

Made a much needed motivational monkey for my first drawing of 2026 ⭐👍

[discoursedrome]

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

[gallusrostromegalus]

So a guy I went to middle school with now works in the vatican and according to Cam, the rules on:

Whether you can leave emoji reacts in the groupchat

Whether you can leave regular messages in the groupchat

Whether you can HAVE a groupchat

Whether you can have Electronic Devices

-vary from one silent monastic order to another, but none of them have ever successfully banned "Long trail of increasingly hostile post-it messages on the fridge".

[locked-keye]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Shoutout to the time my partner and I got so excited to see Ea-Nasir's hate mail in person that we failed to notice the Code of Hammurabi next to it

[thoodleoo]

maybe the funniest way to handle a prophecy from the famous oracle at delphi. "i don't know what that is so i will not do it thank you"

[zombie-bait]

Wyll Ravenguard but butch princess edition for all woman enjoyers out there (me).

[shithowdy]

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

[shithowdy]

hey this is apparently helping a lot of people! adding that on top of this you can also go to settings > personalization > colors and turn off transparency to also boost performance. this wasn't the Big Fix for me but might as well do that too if you're trying to optimize.

[shithowdy]

past a certain note threshold on tumblr posts you unlock a bloodborne-esque insight and the strange lives of this site's users become visible to you

[flipocrite]

(x)

[theothin]

we fucking found them?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Ok I know we joke about this but I just went to the settings and first clicked "adjust for best performance" and then re-checked only 1 box:

"Smooth edges of screen fonts"

My computer was running hot before I turned everything off; the office I'm in is very warm, I could feel the heat of my CPU through the keyboard. The fans were going, not as loud as they usually get, but they were still blasting.

Y'all.

I can barely feel the warmth through the keyboard now. It's been like 2 minutes. The fan is nearly silent.

Click the Windows key and start typing "System settings", and "View Advanced system settings" will pop up. Then click "Settings" under Performance:

Then you'll see this:

TURN IT ALL OFF.

I turned "Show window contents while dragging" and then turned that off again. It's up to you.

[bitchwhoyoukiddin]

FUCKING THANK YOU.

[samreich]

every single time an episode premise is revealed