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Me, with premium:

i learned that avocados evolved alongside extinct megafauna like giant ground sloths whose digestive system could pass the intact pit. Human cultivation saved the avocado (x)

420moshdad

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

thereisaclevernamehere

Do you ever get sad you don’t have wings

420moshdad

every day :/

chocolate-and-discourse

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

chocolate-and-discourse

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

spoopy-valkyrie

“even the addicts?” yeah dude did i fucking stutter

jamaicanblackcastoroil

And Americans are already doing healthcare tourism. I know of people going to Canada, Germany and Spain. Rush Limbaugh got medical treatment in Costa Rica after yelling about socialized healthcare.

clarabeau

my inability to make this video go viral was certainly my biggest failure of 2017

ekim370

There is a metaphor and message here somewhere…..

mylangbox

BIG NEWS

eternalgaylord

the real allies

eternalgaylord

I think about this every day

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

I CAN’T BREATHE

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

phonographzerohash

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

chrissongzzz

milky-katzchen

They tried it

shining-wizard

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

toaarcan

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

yourcalamity

basically if disney tanked tomorrow and never made any content again i would point and laugh and cheer and sing and roast a marshed mallow over the fire, oh what a beautiful sight, oh what a beautiful world where art could be art again

quasi-normalcy

To anyone who thinks "oh, but I like Marvel/Star Wars/the animated canon," I have good news! Lots of other people like these things too! In fact, so many people like these things that, if Disney folded, someone else would snap the licences right up! In fact, I can confidently say that if all copyrights were cancelled tomorrow, you would have *way more* Star Wars movies, and they would be allowed to take actual chances in terms of their narrative and character decisions! You don't actually *need* an enormous multinational monopoly named after a long-dead founder to bring you content featuring characters and scenarios created by other, often long-dead, people! You don't *need* someone charging you rent for something that would otherwise be free! In fact, you need that like you need a hole in the head!

athingofvikings

Keep in mind that Disney is the reason that we’ve had a 20 year pause in stories entering the public domain, at the cost of so much culture that could have been produced, all for the sake of their bottom line.