Things!

Yes, hello! I'm afraid I'm not entirely sure what's going on, but I'm doing my best!

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[animamosaic]

Spock’s entire philosophy is explaining why it’s logical for you to go fuck yourself

[yearofdoodles]

Number one lawyer and number one enabler ☕

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[baddbyrne]

okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.

[gorebonk]

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

[spekterjester]

im obsessed w promare again so i colored some sketches from 2024

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[omtai]

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

[dragongirlsweetie]

girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

[modmad]

It's the 21st of may as per time of writing so I'd like to say happy birthday to RGB !!! My friend introduced me to TPOH and its been nothing short of life changing, between the masterpiece of the art and all the character writing. Thank you for making this wonderful webcomic 🫶

oh my god you're right I lost track of the date again happy birthday wet paper bag man everyone throw a cake at my favourite chew toy

[pangur-and-grim]

losing my mind bc I just thought of a Really Peak book idea but I have to do income taxes today or the government will take me away and put me in a little cardboard box which I’ll have to suckle for rainwater and box gravy

[pangur-and-grim]

to be fully transparent and honest with everyone, I did drink two mai tais to help ease the pain of income taxes, but I am realizing that these two mai tias have made me incapable of completing my income tax. so we’re in a real pickle

[madam-melon-meow]

These tags are evergreen

[vivianblue]

There will never be a more dedicated lover than Phoenix Wright who went to law school just for a chance to see his childhood friend again, challenge him ideologically and save his life. There will also never be a more dedicated hater than Phoenix Wright who spent seven years pulling strings and crafting an entirely new judicial system just to cancel One Guy in one single case and then move on.

[nbpsiioniic]

Barry and Lup absolutely would get matching shirts that say “necromantic” and “pyromantic” they are exactly that kind of couple

[lecherouslesbian]

You fool we all know that they would get those words bedazzled onto matching leather jackets

[sagesay]

[anistarrose]

[Image description: digital art of Lup and Barry from The Adventure Zone. Lup is a tall elf with brown skin, a chubby build, and wavy blond hair in a ponytail that turns pink towards the ends. Barry is a slightly chubby human with light skin, short gray hair, and glasses.

Barry’s hand is on Lup’s back as they smile at each other, and they’re turned away from the viewer to reveal the backs of their denim jackets. Lup’s reads “Pyromantic” and Barry’s reads “Necromantic”. End description.]

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[tiredragedemon]

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

[hungry-hungry-hobbit]

Steering one’s (Friend)Ship to an Island(Mad at you, annoyed with you, etc) during a storm or times of crisis is often the safest way to weather it and keep your ship intact