Personal Blog

I guess its kind of more my reblogging blog. my fiber craft blog is viciousewe.

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[nettlewildfairy]

quick question why does your cat command you to print something on the printer

he really likes to watch the printer print. It seems like he thinks there’s some kind of creature in there that I have the mysterious power to summon that he can then hunt for sport?

he sticks his entire arm inside the printer and breaks it if I don’t put some kind of physical burrier between him and the printer but like he purrs so loud when it starts printing and will beg harder for people to print things than he will for treats.

he just loves hunting the printer so much. he even tried to climb inside the place the paper comes out of the printer when he was a kitten.

No matter where he is in the apartment if the printer makes a noise he sprints full speed. He also knows which button to press to get the printer to print like the ink levels info and alignment sheet, so you have to make sure it’s off or locked up or he will print nonstop himself and then attack the printer and jam it.

is it inconvenient that my cat is obsessed with the printer? yes, but damn if it’s not also adorable.

I don’t actually have a ton of photos of him sticking his whole arm in there though because stopping him from jamming the printer is usually a task that involves all of my arms and also all of my roommates arms.

[nettlewildfairy]

Thinking about the post because I had to unplug the printer today because he broke into the closet and printed the info sheet 3 times in a row and did bite me when I tried to stop him

The face of a boy who is sulking because I expelled him from the printer closet.

[nettlewildfairy]

the good news is that my cat is so happy, the bad news is that my sticker cutting machine that I got recently instils the same curiosity and lust for violence in my cat that my printer does so no matter what I do I will not know a moments peace.

[segamascott]

[butchtoks]

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[eva-stratts-pet-anomalocaris]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[wilted]

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

[cassettecolonthree]

if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[tomb-of-madeline]

Stories of Elf World

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[mockiatoh]

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

[xenasaur]

"onlyfans is using choice feminism to trick women into doing what men want" I'm gonna beat you to death with a hammer

[xenasaur]

surely the uptick in sex work isn't reflective of current material conditions. I think it's just that women have rodent brains

[xenasaur]

you just dangle a little money in front of their face and they can't think rationally. they need it for their shopping habits. that's why more enlightened women like me need to protect these women from themselves by keeping their industry as criminalized and restricted as possible

[t-800]

walter white boob check

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[-semlohkcolrehs-]

If you were my pet rock, I'd launch you at a billionaire CEOs head. You'd crush it like a grape. You'd be the very best pet rock and we'd have so much fun busting fuckers heads in.