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[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[mxnrique]

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HAPPY OCTOBER YOU GUYS 🎃

[justbadpuns]

Stairs are useful and all, but elevators are really some next level technology.

[greenfairybubles]

It has its ups and downs though

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[weavemama]

TRUMP’S INAUGURATION VS THE WOMEN’S MARCH

[greenfairybubles]

Serious Steven Mural Theory

*spoilers from steven bomb 5 episode the zoo*

in the episode the zoo, there are two occasions of hands reaching up to the sky. in the first instance the humans captured by pink diamond or “zoomen” as they are referred to as in the show, are told to reach up to the sky from a voice coming from their earrings. the voice heard could be a voice recording of pink diamond herself. the second time we are shown outreaching hands is when the “zoomen” are rejected by greg and are hurt. they reach out for help and than amethests guards come in to consult them. 

going back to serious steven, we are shown a mural that depicts three main figures. on the far rigth there is a figure floating above what could be pit surrounded by hands reaching towards the figure. i believe this is pink diamond looking over her subjects in the zoo. i think that this mural was made after the death of pink diamond to honor her or tell her story. 

the mural itself has five panals but we are only shown three of, however we can see a small amount of the other two. in one we can see wat looks to be a sun with some crystals and the otherone has a moon with similar crystals. going based off of what i suggest the mural starts tith the two panals we dont see. the panal with the moon shows pink coming from the ground and becoming who she was made to be. the next shows the kidnergardens of earth followded with depiction of pink diamond looking over her “zoomen”. than there is the panal showing the gem war lead by rose quarts. the last panal shows what i view as a general representation of the diamond, i dont believe it is a single diamond but the diamond authouity as a whole, coming out of the war still strong showing they as a whole arent broken.

[madxlover]

How it feels to sneeze when you’re on your period

[thegoodpostsguy-blog]

The complete turnitin.com chronicles

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[faith-r-e-d]

we’ve reached the ultimatum

[extremely-unlikely-deactivated2]

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

[adventures-in-fadewalking]

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

[catherinedesilver]

HATS!

[fjtrickster-blog]

ALL HAIL THE POWER OF HATS!!!

[ssorionrigel]

WHAT EVEN?!

[yokonodara]

BEST SHIT EVER!

[loverofpiggies]

I NEVER GET SICK OF THIS EVER

[greenfairybubles]

LMAO, this is the best 😂

[jchilla01]

[greenfairybubles]

Attack geese are everywhere!!

[greenfairybubles]

[biblicallyaccuratefurby]

Me

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[ghostcat3000]

Filed under: Favorite Myths

[johnbodyheat]

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I love this post every time I see it.

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch

[cachorritx]

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

[miss-krypton]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

[thepigeongazette]

one screw to make, one screw up to take

[greenfairybubles]

When I first started reading fanfiction:

"Five thousand words? Sounds perfect for a quick read.(:"

When I read fanfiction now:

"Unless it is over three thousands words and ends with me in the fetal position balling my eyes out, I refuse."