sloan

main blog is darkorthodontist

[catinued-deactivated20190902]

Me as counselor: im sensing that shit hurted for you

[dogpuppy]

[malibuklaus]

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[saltedume]

[dogpuppy]

[nextlevelsmp3]

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[theskullofjudgement]

What should I name my dog

CIGARETTE 2

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[kristina100000]

love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me

[bungerc0re]

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

[blasesaint]

[castlerobin]

We're developing the ultimate nostalgia technology to make the past even bigger

[atleasttheyvegotstars]

dance yrself clean. then dance yrself clean again just to make sure. ocd soundsystem

[mrsterlingeverything]

When you start a new whatever with another gay guy and youre still working out the power dynamic so you put a bomb under his car 😂