nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
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The Beginning. Part 1.
A little comic I'll be working on.
Updates might be a little slow.
Do you think
That one day
You will die?
Slumber eternal
Gone to common eye?
Fret not
You will live
In mushrooms and mold
Soil and root
You remain
Living Evermore
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My legacy on this site I fear.
I know this is a deeply American thing to say but I am begging everyone to stay the fuck away from military recruiters. Especially high school kids. You are going to be seeing an unholy amount of them in schools or around schools or literally anywhere kids are known to congregate. THIS INCLUDES ALL FORMS OF ROTC. Stay the fuck away from military recruiters. As someone whoās familiar with entirely too many branches through entirely too many friends and family, including my partner, recruiters are authorized to say literally any fucking thing they think will make you sign on that line. They cannot and will not deliver on those promises. They need bodies for the war theyāre pretending is only now starting up again. Thatās all you are. A body. Stay the FUCK away from the military.
RECRUITERS LIE
I know this is not my usual thing but this should spread awareness
I BEG U PLEASE SPREAD AWARENESS
Tags
FUCK
yeah iām screwed iām a hispanic trans person š
@wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @bylerbean @captainfairygodmother @ivy-vinezz @doyoulikedem @frogboyisatitagain @frogsdobegay @lesbianmikewheeler @cr0wgr3ml1n @and-you-said-yes @coneheadobviously @iloverobinbyckley @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @xombilog
everybody.
Wasnt tagged but this is way too important.
SPREAD THE MESSAGE PEOPLE
Tags: @pjo-tvs-version @glitteringonion @gloriouslygone @hotpotwillthewise @gr1ll3d-ch33s3 @artsy1reese @chocolateandfictionaddiction @zo0eyy @miwiheroes @meal-day @sophieophie26 @stargazingthemoooon @buckleybeat @vanillaapril AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!
I don't know who among you is American, so I'm just tagging all of you: @meetmeinmontavk, @ghostlysmolderingparallax, @crazy-t0gether, @maradarlow, @starofthesea37, @typingwithmyhandstied, @mishalikessoundsandcolours, @celestial-seasonings427, @mandyluvspuppies, @pandasonthemoon, @pjo-tvs-version, @nekolyakov, @bluebibliophile, @anxious-witch, @nancysflamethrower, @willthezombieboy, @cowboylikeswifts, @itswhatyougive, @willbyersoffical, @gazeofgrief, @shishisblindspot, @love-walkingonsunshine, @pinksmonkey, @potofwill, @theafterlifeofthepartyxx, @heyimcelery, @byedisaster, @hypoclericalcunt, @mrstomatohead, @clericscauldron, @bonskidin64, @dorkbuckbuckley, @krakoansam, @singusasongchousthepigeonman, @ontheswingset, @iheartshippinggays, @blueandyellow7, @inmybylerera2003, @sofixt0k, @onlymelonlyy, @by3rsfilmed, @byelerheart, @swiftlyconehead, @miwiromantics, @travelingtwentysomething, @mirkwoodsuperspy, @elephantshoetoo, @sionnaach, @bugpurity and @elektraking.
Oh lord what the hell-
Not sure which of my moots are American and so just tagging who I can think of to spread awareness
@martin-gores-massive-guitar @dessertsupyourass @vanely14311 @someone-kill-the-ej @meepitydoodle @withoutnail @falldogbombsthemoon @coffeefromvoid @charstarzzz @forever-hyperfixating
Jesus fucking Christ (donāt know whoās American, getting the word out. Sorry if youāre already tagged!)
@power-kinesis @swiftenthusiasm @kadma32writes
@mike-weezer-apologist @chr0n1c4l-n3rd @byelerheart @mishalikessoundsandcolours @distinctlonging @incredibyler @twilight-does-stuff @lilialunaa @gay-lien-from-space @codenameregnar @knivesandteeth @unidentifiedlyingobject @neil-perrys-glasses @t0ast-ghost @shatnerihardlyknowher
oh what the fuck is going on in america rnšfuck trump and his administration. and especially FUCK ICE
this is literally what people warned would happen and itās been happening blatantly right in front of our eyes. even if i havenāt tagged u and u see this, please please repost and help spread awareness.
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@thewisewill80sbyers @soclearly @leah-swift @itswhatyougive @pwincesswillbyers @ofsleeping @muffin-hemingway @electricalwiseheart @b0la-very-fresca @sandysfantasy @cheezaer @deadovedoll
Oh my god. @fliickergates @miwiheroes @digitalfootprintisnotreal @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @smalltownbyler83 @fuschiaflexxxxx @imisswillbyers @everyone
this is so fucked
@shaunagooner @leobean130 @yuri-soldier400 @wizardbyers @dariatheidiot @ literally anyone else
ew what the fuck??
@ivysbea @frivolousclown69 @mean-girl-offical
@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m @here-for-the-fanficandfanartv2 @almost-ari @eb-or-echo-part-2 @t0mmmy81
@goldfishinabottle @deadb4daylighttt @ everyone else
Oh my fucking god WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE
@starlights-prism @vickysnowpawz @willowanomaly @wiltingtu1ips @echo-the-queer-potato @starrbatz @starryfoxglove @i-like-eating-bones @applejuiceandtea @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @cryptidlilax @chaos-ducks @half-fey-freak-of-nature @chr0nically-b0red @chitaayakuqing @lelethetopicchanger @russianraisinsoup @our-rv-sucks @childofbraindamage @harbinger-of-silly @goldenbunny30 @meowtchis @hightimeswithscar
What the fuck is even going on. When will he perish
Please stay safe guys @da-blobfishies-very-blobby-blog @abra-ca-deadbra @akeru-nakahara143 @the-only-onyx-gem @placeholder-namefornow
Helping spread this
well I'm. Absolutely fucked. Tagging my moots
@murder--offical @now-thats-good-television @hisxxcuree
@voxyslilprince @solarkitt3n @thegroovybears
me too king
āaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearā factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because iām handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
i need to get back into discworld (haven't really read any since 2023 aside from a few sporadic days) so for every note this post gets i will read a page of a discworld book
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who's suicidal or depressed.
no one should scroll past this
I have spent the last weeks if not months talking with a suicidal friend.
Talked with her for hours. I was there for her even when it drained me.
She is doing much better and i could not be more happy about her progress. :)
Very happy to see this post has 1m notes
One of my friends is suicidal and I really try to help
I just hope I can succeed
dear soloverse
as some of you may know by now, red solo cup offical is no more. as the mod of red, I offically put @blue-solo-cup-offical in charge. keep the Plan going if you want. wreak havoc on the officalverse if you want. whatever blue says, idk, that's the new cup leader cuz I said so /silly
@orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @cyan-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @plant-solo-cup-offical @giant-solo-cup-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @clear-solo-cup-offical @mini-solocup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @189bcc-solo-cup-offical
Wait wa-
This is news to me
But okay
okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days
so
if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)
Domain expansion: cupverse
@red-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @cyan-solo-cup-offical @clear-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @mini-solocup-offical @giant-solo-cup-offical @plant-solo-cup-offical @189bcc-solo-cup-offical
notes game thing cuz iāve been getting a lot more notes lately so this might actually do something and i desperately need motivation to do these things
š = done
š«§=in progress
āļø=havenāt started
š„=failed
EDIT: 10 NOTES PER PERSON LIMIT OMFG I GOT 50 NOTES IN THE FIRST 5 SECONDS WTF @achillesk1sser
EDIT 2: 5 NOTES PER FUCKING PERSON WHAT THE FUCK
notes game thing cuz iāve been getting a lot more notes lately so this might actually do something and i desperately need motivation to do these things
š = done
š«§=in progress
āļø=havenāt started
š„=failed
EDIT: 10 NOTES PER PERSON LIMIT OMFG I GOT 50 NOTES IN THE FIRST 5 SECONDS WTF @achillesk1sser
EDIT 2: 5 NOTES PER FUCKING PERSON WHAT THE FUCK
@red-solo-cup-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical soloverse
GO
Go
STOP SCROLLING!
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
literally everyone
Please reblog so I can make this happen
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY PLEASE JOIN
THE SOLOVERSE COMMUNITY HAS BEEN MADE. If you're not already a member, it is requested that you join
I will send the link to anyone who asks privately to avoid non-solo cups joining and ruining our plans
@orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @grey-solo-cup-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @clear-solo-cup-offical @cyan-solo-cup-offical @mini-solocup-offical
:>
Gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Reblog if
a. youāre in the officalverse
and
b. if when itās cookie season you want a cookie