Zig + Dippy

We empty heads welcome trash with open arms.

[the-writer-is-always-write]

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

[paulthebukkit]

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[greywindys]

Happy Birthday Murdoc!! | 6.6.19

[thatsbelievable]

[jonphaedrus]

[caption: the world might be full of despair and broken promises, but it is also full of brightly colored, poisonous frogs.]/end id

@alternis

[vlaamsesisu]

@shitpostsampler

[shitpostsampler]

[scuntallope-moved]

you know what fuck give me a promo. I’m mostly known for @thatslordtoyou because that’s my main but this is my personal and non-art blog where there will be selfies and shit. come and look at me. I post stupit punk shit. hellyeah. should’ve made this my main. Bum! -smashes my head-

[vaguebf]

help a homeless trans man save his cat

Hey Im Iz. I am an 18 year old trans man who is currently homeless after my religiously abusive family (mentally, emotionally and physically abusive) kicked me out as soon as I turned of age. I have a previous post detailing a lot of what theyve done including withholding my medicine and keeping me dependent on them and torturing me for being trans/lgbt despite forcing myself into the closet for them for years. However that is not the point of this post. I was kicked out in December and managed to get to my friends place in LA. However I am only allowed to stay here for so long. Recently I had a suicide attempt after my friend let her dog into my area on accident, ending up in my cat having several injuries including a broken paw. I was unable to help her right away and thinking she would die sent me over the edge. Unfortunately this has made my friend extremely upset as I was supposed to let her know if I was ever suicidal as I have had no way to stay on my meds consistently, and I didnt tell her. She feels extremely guilty for my cat but she is unable to help me financially as her car recently broke down and everything is expensive in LA.

I had updated the previous post and was able to get enough to take her in (the vet fee was 100) and get her looked at. They do think she broke her paw however I could not afford xrays or a cast so they did not give her that. The vets here are cruel and you have to pay at time of service.

I have been trying everything I can to find work and resources outside of tumblr. However its really hard to get hired with no experience. I am doing my best and even though I have no bus money, often no food, no meds, ect. All I care about is my cat and getting her through this so she can get better. I dont need anything else. She is my only family.

I need help more than ever. Soon I will be on my feet. I can do this on my own but my cat deserves to be healthy and not in pain and I cant provide that for her right now as I didnt expect this at all but Ive cut into all my savings. Giving her to a shelter will only end in her death with the area Im in and I need her to go on.

Please reblog and know that anything even a dollar helps.

My paypal email is: [email protected] or paypal.me/vaguebf I also can try cashapp or venmo if you DM me. If nothing else please reblog it would mean the world. Thank you so much.

[vaguebf]

Please please please I still don’t have enough I hate myself for this but I love her

[ironmess]

rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

[tinynebula]

i love how the media has rdj as this manly hetero Man Of Iron™ but he lives on a diferent dimension where sexuality is whatever the fuck he wants it to be. he will kiss man and women as he pleases. he will dress in pink and yellow and not give a single fuck.

[iwantcupcakes]

MIRA–

Y SU FAVORITO–

[theironman]

robert has always not given a single fuck for people’s views in what he should wear and how openly affectioned he can be with men. he’s not here for fragile masculinity and heterosexuality. he will continue to kiss, hug and shower them all with love.

[lostinthoughtsandfeelings]

😍

[daydur]

Since the photos above focus on him kissing men, I feel the need to also add a few examples of his i don’t give a fuck outfits:

[iolanthee]

1) he’s a fashion disaster

2) all the guys getting kisses from him are literally b e a m i n g . they love it. they want more

[feralpussylover]

This is on my dash again and the only day I don’t reblog this is the day I’m dead.

[eucalyptus-sage]

an addition:

[incorrectirondad-blog]

the reason why he is the best is because Rdj gives zero fucks about peoples opinions or what others will think. He’s doing his own thing. But what he does care about it his fans and making them happy. That is what makes him the best. 

[sleepyskele]

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

[spaceinvaydr]

Holy shit he’s actually going for it…

[aquilacalvitium]

I NEED A LITTLE PET CRYPTID!

Okay I got overexcited, no pressure! XD

[d-structive]

Crypt me up.

[goodolterrafirma]

I want a smol bean, just a smol boi.

[grillerbitez]

Dude yesssss plssss

[1966jpg]

colorful sailors washed up on the shore

[plutonian-grade-deactivated2019]

Skinwalker Ranch

Also known as Sherman Ranch and located in Utah, this mysterious plot of land is revered for its highly paranormal activity, most notably UFO sightings and cattle mutilations.

The sight was also where the Department of Defense conducted the government-funded AATIP (Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program) to study unidentified flying objects.

In 2016, an “undisclosed buyer” purchased the property for $4.5 million under the mysterious pseudonym Adamantium Holdings, of which there is almost no information.

[grillerbitez]

I’m sorry, what?

[toastyglow]

“the character is so good!”

YEAH

“so why are you guys wasting your time being fans of that other character?!”

NEAH

[floralseokkie]

everyone who reblogs this before March 1st will get either

a moodboard based on their blog theme

a moodboard based on their username

a moodboard based on pictures on their blog

[flyingmuti]

sleeping Murdoc

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[paleimitatorz]

noodos