one more afternoon

they/she || ✡︎

[unown]

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

[unown]

[cohendyke]

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

a social media platform where everyone is just forced to listen my music library and say nice things about the songs i like

[autismgod-deactivated20250912]

car that you’re driving

[officialspec]

no little german boy dont go to the weed cave

[redsavesquare]

Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!

[ahordeofmandrills]

* Evil little goblin henchman, wringing his hands and cackling* Wig, your lordship. You’re serving so much cunt today, your horribleness. Shall I summon the besties?

[justfixitalready]

when people at the airport meet someone they haven’t seen in a while, and they do a big dramatic hug and then just sway together for a little bit. yeah <3

[dancefloors]

loveeeeeee when my friends say things. so true bestie. words and sentences!

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

[catscanmiracle]

Mom friend already exists

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

false. mom friend is the one that makes sure youve been kind to yourself, have eaten, and are emotionally stable

friend dom is the one whose animosity you can feel radiating through their stare as they choose the hangout activity for the 68th time in a row

[girlrry]

[propagands-deactivated20220320]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

[ytpo-moved-deactivated20210903]

sorry for having sex with your mom it was a trauma response

[afloweroutofstone]

I think we should let Matt Damon say the f-slur. No real reason

[afloweroutofstone]

Exactly, calling people slurs is a cultural tradition from Boston, I’d be stepping out of my lane by telling him he can’t

[marisatomay]

be the toxic online polycule of hot theys you wish to see in the world or whatever it was gandhi said

[tibby]

women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

If you losers actually left the house and went to pride irl you know what you would see? The entire cast of sesame street and all the Muppets as well. A wizard I dated very briefly and am now locked in an interminable beef with. Balloons which is a bit scary actually. My dad who got confused and wandered into the area by mistake. Maybe tits. Probably you will be able to buy a hot pretzel

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

lucy dacus 🤩🥰💫💖❣️