we’re all trying here

sierra • 22 • gemini • queer

[mayakern]

im gonna be honest, i love the new tumblr icon. it feels very in line with what tumblr has been doing recently (completely ignoring what every other social media platform is doing and taking a hard left into “what the fuck is that” territory).

it has absolutely nothing to do with any of tumblr’s other branding or any current design trends (that i’ve seen) and that’s honestly perfect.

i feel like this guy is the spiritual successor to clippy and i love that and i think he needs a name.

(i also feel like this is the face everyone makes when they use the blaze feature to force their shitposts onto the feeds of 500 random, unsuspecting victims.)

[mayakern]

actually i lied he’s not perfect. there’s one change i would make.

[mrevaunit42]

Ya’ll complain you don’t want the peeps from facebook and twitter and insta to come back here and ruin this place but you dont appreciate the gunshots we gotta fire into the air to lower property values. 

[exoflash]

[mayakern]

these two contributions to this post are my absolute favorite. thank you for ur service

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Peak meme usage me thinks

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

[isaidyoulookshitty]

no we absolutely do not

[glumshoe]

yes we do

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I'm Shmack'd

[sewerangelnextdoor]

[cicadiabroth]

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

[ryan-sometimes]

The only high school heterosexual romance I want to see is jock girl x nerd boy sorry the other ones have been too overdone give me a super confident basketball player girl and a guy who’s a little terrified of her

[ryan-sometimes]

Nerd boy: *is scrambling for books at his locker*

Basketball girl: *leans on the locker next to his like jocks do in high school movies*

[venusrrvelez]

Lemme guess: no other guy wants to go out with her because she’s too tall and, “intimidating.”

[ryan-sometimes]

Actually no all the basketball dudes think she’s super cool but she wants the calculus loser

[figuring-it-all-out]

I’d watch this

[broken----rose-deactivated20240]

[partywithponies]

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

[censorbotoffical]

beepboop. censorbot approved

[partywithponies]

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

[evilbuildingsblog]

Football stadiums look like giant eyes when viewed from above

[saint-batrick]

i don’t like knowing this.

[cipheramnesia]

Evil eye collecting and focusing powerful forces of enormous hatred.

[metapianycist]

this is why aliens won’t visit

[splicky]

Earth has evolved false eyes to ward off planetary predators

[kinavu]

Just saw someone say they were diagnosed female at birth instead of assigned and i cant stop laughing

[kinavu]

Sorry i cant come in to school my doctor diagnosed me as female at birth :( here i even have a medical certificate

[kinavu]

Wait i think i just reinvented misogyny

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

hate how almost every portrayal of a lesbian on mainstream tv is like literally just a straight woman who dates women. the writers clearly don’t care to take Any considerations into lesbian/lgbt culture or what our lives/dating is rly like. like even apart from them all being pretty feminine conventionally attractive white women in their thirties, they are literally always the straightest women you could possibly imagine. what’s the opposite of dykery. The utter dykelessness of these women

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

people in the notes keep referring to these straightie feminine women as ‘femmes’ 🤢

[incorrectdeltarunequotes]

Rouxls Kaard setting up his puzzles:

[thededfa]

They did it!

[lemonsharks]

this is so wholesome

[magmacavern]

me, after a package arrives that I ordered and was fully expecting:

[shebloomedbutwontforgethepast]

And after a while you just stop. You stop watering your plants. You stop watching netflix. You stop reading. You stop replying to your friends as fast as you used to. You stop buying yourself nice things. You stop putting an effort into how you look. You stop taking care of yourself like you used to. You stop sleeping. You stop eating healthy foods. You stop petting your dog. You stop socializing.

You stop with everything. You find yourself sitting in your room for hours on end, without doing a single thing. Days feel like years. And you think you can’t do it for much longer.

[shawnsmelodies]

same x2

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]