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sorry for the mess

[apricitystudies]

a few people have asked for a post on how i use onenote, so here’s a quick guide! also obviously not sponsored lol

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[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[evilspice]

yes

[peppapigvevo]

come thru bitch

[verybestmonica-deactivated20211]

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

[peppapigvevo]

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

KING HAS LEGS

[jamesniall]

HERE, HAVE A JOKE IN SPANISH:

“-sabe inglés?

-si

-como se dice ”un zapato” en inglés?

-a shoe

-salud

-gracias”

[ayellowbirds]

[growingbby]

me siento súper mal porque he manifestado una cosa que al final se ha cumplido y era algo muy egoísta y me arrepiento muchísimo

[bob-belcher]

[strawbeb]

i KNOW i don’t need romantic love to be fulfilled but sometimes a bitch wants kisses

[worm]

*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*

[catsofinstagram]

[jive-turkey]

this is it. the happiest video

[deadpeasants]

wholesome

[mimiri22-6]

This has to be the highlight of their work day, just a random cat that’s the most adorable thing *v*

Guys, we need to spread this. It’s to cute to be lost in the deep depths of the internet.

It’s to damn cute I’m gonna die now

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[karakat2005]

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

[black-nata]

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

[bimbogollum]

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[angelinestprim]

This absolute disgrace…

[bisexualprivilege]

[danisontnonfire]

[everydaylouie]

a bird apartment

[alva-alice]

[astraskylark]

Manifesting this tomorrow

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[wadey-wilson]

when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers