Gryfaun Pelts

[palesweetdeeer]

I drew it

[silvaerial]

Patron Saints of One-Way Trips

[frankendykes-monster]

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[forgetful-dorito]

I like to think that Grace and Adrian have very similar problems

[ace-trainer-alice]

honestly touching its halo inappropriately is so last year. i mean its got classic appeal i get it but like. the new cool thing everyone's doing to their pet angel is wrapping its halo in a faraday cage. aluminum foil works if there are no gaps. then in the absence of the light and connection, you guide it through an accelerated corruption arc. where it leans on your own false light instead slowly growing accustomed to its truths. and then once it's at the edge of falling right when you start to see horns budding and wings tinging black, you take the cage off all at once really quickly. and you get to watch it snap back and forth between the two competing states of self like a spring door stop that someone yanked. it's really cute.

[permanenteclipse]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

[najsigt]

I've been in a bit of an art funk lately, so I decided to do a little redraw of this piece from 2021.

[llama-sidekick]

did you predict the bloody mary ship

[makemewobble]

Gf sat on my lap and it was life changing, she is so heavy and soft

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[crystaljackal]

Tit 4 tat

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[aeserathedreamer]

angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

thatswhy they do that when princess puts a vibrator on it !!!??!??!!!?

[hemipenal-system]

fucking your pokemon is hotter if its illegal

[hemipenal-system]

the thing about how the general understanding held by society is that pokemon can't consent, which makes it illegal to fuck them, is that if your pokemon comes on to you there's really sort of nothing you can do about it. you can't tell anyone. you have to go to urgent care and pretend those injuries are something else because you can't be honest with the doctor about what happened to you

[spacebughugs]

the hot new betting game is trying to bet on how many times you can kiss the dragon before she decides to surprise you by rapidly shoving her tongue down your throat

[ace-trainer-alice]

Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.