Good luck with that if you’re facing Dame Carcas.
The Bright Sessions

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

@theartofmadeline
The Bowery Presents
todays bird
occasionally subtle
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
NASA

shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!
Color Me Curious
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

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Good luck with that if you’re facing Dame Carcas.
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hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium
Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.
I can't believe they left out the most important one...
Things We're Never Gonna Do:
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Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale
Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).
While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.
did you write this notice for the belugas or
Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.
Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.
boss fight
This gave me pure unremitting joy
He brought it THE FUCK around town
The band is Too Many Zooz
get peer reviewed
NO BUT THE WAY HE RANDOMLY STARTED SPINNING OH MY FUCKING GOD
NO BUT THE WAY HE
RANDOMLY STARTED SPINNING
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The Studio (2025) I The Note
THE STUDIO (2025–) 1.01 The Promotion
you should be entitled to financial compensation for having a visceral reaction to hearing carry on wayward son in public
five minutes into dropout and chill and he gives you this look
It wimdy
i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!
Un-find it!!!!
I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES