we got scurvy

scarlett | trans she/her | adult | white

[likeadragonpirateyakuzainhawaii]

[theropoda]

[skullforbrains]

something is wrong with everyone on this website it’s like fucking chernobyl in here

[baronegg]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[explosiongif-archive-deactivate]

My opinion on the whole ao3 debacle

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

I'm technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal

[onlinebeast]

What was your obscure chatroom/forum that you used before social media? Don’t say Gaia Online or Club Penguin. I’m talking obscure.

[gumbutz]

she cocks my shotgun until my shinzo abes

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[mikuspit]

[pissvortex]

the georgia guidestones exploding has unleashed some kind of wicked curse upon the politicians of the world. joe biden will fall into a jet engine by the end of this week

[afloweroutofstone]

She Boris on my Johnson until I resign

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[malcolm-f-tucker]

back in my day we didn't call him a poor little meow meow we called it woobification and people were shamed for it

[malcolm-f-tucker]

literally. they literally woobified woobification

[marzipanandminutiae]

See, to me the two are different

Poor Little Meow Meow means “he’s never done anything wrong [blatant and conscious lie]”

Woobification means “he’s never done anything wrong [genuine belief that will cause genuine offense and outrage if anyone points out that it’s objectively untrue in canon]”

[mikumutual]

new pride flag where every stripe is the sex stripe

[charlottan]

[loth-catgirl]

[sexybritishllama]

checked in on the neopets discord today and fucking LOST it lads

[casperscareschool]

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