jojo

18+ only

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[sm64mario]

i have turn into a bag for you!

you can put your belongings in here!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no prupose!

[sm64mario]

mario will have no purpose

[ellarosavasori]

This went from kinda hot to sad :(

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[gutsiegutsie]

fairly oddparents roleplay night

[gutsiegutsie]

for context the person who played timmy's mom started doing crack and tried to call the police on me to let them to dig up dead cats from my yard so we had timmy's mom start doing crack in the roleplay

[gutsiegutsie]

[spamtonhater1997]

doyou fuck heads even fw toys & playing

[jellycatstuffies]

Jellycat Brie, Swiss, Blue and Goat Cheese 🧀

Ko-fi / Instagram

[gutsiegutsie]

fairly oddparents roleplay night

[gutsiegutsie]

for context the person who played timmy's mom started doing crack and tried to call the police on me to let them to dig up dead cats from my yard so we had timmy's mom start doing crack in the roleplay

[gutsiegutsie]

fairly oddparents roleplay night

[funnyforsmile]

[capacity]

Let’s all actually do this

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[gutsiegutsie]

if i had a nickel for every time my ex had left me for someone significantly too young for them, i'd have two nickels, and it pisses me the fuck off that it happened twice.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i NEED to listen to uptown fuck!!!!!

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

not what its called.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

[buffbuzzvapedaddy]

JACKING OFF IS EVEN BETTER WITH A VAPE