ur local queer

leah 19, FL

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it

[bibliofilariidae]

sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

[oglach-uisce]

[rslashrats]

ever since i saw this tiktok my life has not known peace

[fish-to-male]

types of “canon” nonbinary character

1. Video Game Protagonist With Unspecified Gender for Projecting Purposes

2. Deliberately Left Their Gender Unspecified

3. Result of Transmisogynist Beliefs About Trans Women

4. A Clumsy Understanding of Butch Lesbians

5. Robot

[fish-to-male]

6. Alien

7. Seductress Monster

8. Literally Two People

9. Villain

10. “Kids These Days” Throwaway Joke

[fish-to-male]

11. Cop Out of Gay Interpretations

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[catchymemes]

[nerdgul]

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

[rosalista]

me: makes a sim

me:

[rodrickheffeley]

[hamletfucks-deactivated20210821]

if my dad made me wings out of wax and feathers in order to escape our prison home i wouldn’t die

[hamletfucks-deactivated20210821]

rip to icarus but im different

[snowradish]

Steven Universe is so funny can you imagine being born and inheriting your parents war crimes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Snowflake students demonstrate basic reading comprehension like a bunch of fucking pansy babies.”

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Anon here is living in 3019

[whitepeopletwitter]

[autumngracy]

Imagine being hopelessly lost in the Namibian desert and you start hearing Africa playing somewhere over the dunes

[surprisebitch]

There is a widespread belief in the LGBT community that one can determine if a gamer is active (top) or receptive (bottom) in sexual intercourse based on the job class they primarily play. It is a stereotype that Damage and Tank mains are tops while Support mains are bottoms. However, if we analyze the nature and function of each class, we can see a psychological contradiction. This is especially true for Tanks whose role is to mitigate and to take damage for the team. In colloquial terms, tanks “take a pounding.” In this essay, I will

[oceanfoxo]

OP. 

OP.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING ESSAY

[crystalqueer]

My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and

Now I’m terrified.

[stul00mis]

This is my actual nightmare

[vonlipwig]

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

[vonlipwig]

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]