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Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

chacha-tortuga

sighinastorm

Man. You get it. :^)

segamascott

lakemojave

People will see an underwritten woman or black character and act like it's the character's fault

pterribledinosaurdrawings

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

pterribledinosaurdrawings

#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.

fieldbears

Also sometimes you and your friend are both in Torment Mazes, different ones, and while yours is way hotter, you know that your friend's has just so many more rusty nails than yours does, and so you and your friend vent to one another about your respective Torment Mazes and sympathize in a way that makes very clear that it's not a Torment Maze Olympics, there is no competitive element about whose Torment Maze is worse, and you both just genuinely wish the other to be freed from their Torment Maze as soon as humanly possible

fieldbears

Getting a concerning number of reblogs on the Torment Maze

future-crab

Imagine being Anais Mitchell and writing a song about the rhetoric of fascism so incisive and prescient that 10 years later an actual fascist would use that exact rhetoric down to the highly-specific phrasing in his presidential campaign. But also it took 10 years for the project you wrote that song for to move from living room shows to concept album to theater workshop to off-Broadway to Broadway, and its Broadway debut ended up coinciding with said fascist's successful bid for the presidency, and now it looks like your song that you wrote in 2005 is a super unsubtle reference to that one particular and highly-topical politician.

Frankly if I were her I would have started killing.

owochimuwu

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

owochimuwu

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

derinthescarletpescatarian

I love it when video essayists want to make a video about a conspiracy or something, and obviously the most engaging title is to ask the central question of the conspiracy, but they're clearly worried that people glancing at titles and not watching the videos will take the question title as support for the conspiracy and possibly introduce new people to it who will take it as fact (since a video essayist they trust told them), so they put the answer right there on the thumbnail like

rubysevens

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

rubysevens

update:

He did her right

helloitsbees

“he”?

takemetoohigh

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

vagiilante

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

echossecondblog

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

haystarlight

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

crazy-pages

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

myothertardisisonthemun

caruliaa

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

myfootyrthroat

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

myfootyrthroat

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".

teaboot

msvorderofoperations

#That's what I mean when I say the foundation of feminism and queer community should not fixate on victimhood #Once you feel that our suffering is our shared experience an not our love then our suffering becomes vital to the culture #I don't want a culture where suffering is vital #I want a culture where love is celebrated #The suffering is an imposition not a prerequisite #And yeah I sure fucking hope our oppression is diluted bitch you WANT us freebasing the uncut shit???

free-my-mindd

Can I get a eta on “this too shall pass”.

markscherz

congratulations on your wikipedia page :)

Holy shit 🥲 Thank you for bringing it to my attention. This is amazing! If you were involved in creating and improving the article, I am deeply touched and grateful!

turquoisedata

No one has linked it?!

markscherz

Lolling forever at the article picture, which was taken by Brian Gratwicke in the rainforest of Ranomafana back in 2014 during the ACSAM 2 (A Conservation Strategy for the amphibians of Madagascar) meeting. Pretty standard photo of my face to be honest, very good.

bird-bureau

Getting into really old crafts like hand spinning or weaving is so fun because every piece of equipment has a name that sounds absolutely made up. None of these things sound real (because they have fallen out of our everyday vocabulary, because we don't need to do these things to survive anymore). I just said the phrase, " I should really get a niddy noddy before my class." Like what the fuck

bird-bureau

Just learned about spinner's weasels and I need to go lie down about it

aethersea

an internal mechanism that makes a "pop"

POP GOES THE WEASEL????

xekstrin

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

xekstrin

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

eilooxara

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.