laughter's the best medicine.

All things that make me giggle, chuckle and snort. Come here for a laugh or a good cheering up. Personal blog is lust-after-lexus

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[badjokesbyjeff]

All this place needs is another scandal. Any volunteers?

[nat-20s]

HUGE shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. Deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavender periwinkle violet like. Banger after banger after banger!!

[nat-20s]

look at these. there r all absolute fuckin stunners:

[somedude234]

damn she wasn’t lying

that ass purple can fart has no losers

[headspace-hotel]

losing my shit rn over seeing this in my notifs and clawing desperately to comprehend meaning from it

[cannibalchicken]

[taranosyo]

2023 resolutions

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

even more than my blog being an unsafe place for terfs, this is a place of love and support for trans people and especially the the trans women who single-handedly keep this website funny

[everythingfox]

[superwhiff]

GET IT WHITE BOY

[fatsoupy]

it’s white boy wednesday

[byjove]

cats domesticated us by developing a cry that mimics a human baby and being approximately the size of a human baby, thus playing on our natural instincts to nurture them. also boosted their odds by being carriers of toxoplasmosis, which may effect human behavior positively in their favor. like, dogs showed up and said “feed us and we’ll help you” but cats said “I’m taking shortcuts”

[byjove]

I am such a cat person but sometimes I pick my cat up and say “you’re manipulating my paternal instincts with your demanding meows, your weirdly anthropomorphic flat face and your perfect baby size of 9 pounds. and I’m on to you.” just so she’s aware

[byjove]

the odd changeling that bewitched me

[writing-prompt-s]

Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk

[bluehairedspidey]

[palaeolithicc]

I cannot stress this enough & cant believe it has to be said: DO NOT SHIP THE TWO POPES (Francis and Benedict) IN “the two popes”.

I mean it. Firstly, they’re both real people. Secondly, they’re popes. Thirdly, they’re real popes.

[hadesfirst]

This post is a distant shark fin in this big blue ocean of a website

[theannualextremistbakesale]

[real-horse-facts]

horses made me transgender

[real-horse-facts]

Story time to explain this

-there’s a horse where I work named Lucy who HATES men

-like “bite your face off” levels of hate

-enter me, who’s been having gender thoughts but not really realizing what that means

-I’d been avoiding Lucy because I quite like having my face not bitten off thank you

-Then one day I forget that she hates men and I go into her stall with her to clean out the poo

-She Doesent Hate me but I don’t think anything about it because I don’t remember that she’s sexist

-Someone walks by and comments on how she never lets any men in there

-“ha ha weird”

-internally I’m screaming “holy shit holy shit holy shit”

-thoughts that I’ve been having suddenly start to make sense

and that’s how I realized I was a girl

[cyborg-furby]

Assigned female at barn

[jesusfuckingchrist]

assigned horse girl

[high-quality-tiktoks]

the top 12 most mouth-actor-y mouth actors of all time: ranked

[universeofmemes]

[universeofmemes]

[jaubaius]

“Hold this, I’ll bring him back “

[lenacraft]

Good fucking boy!

[roach-works]

#just #the indignation #wtf you cant just walk away from them #hang on a sec ill go grab that idiot #okay here we go fuckin can you believe this shit ( @rockpapertheodore)

[fefeman]

I like how the collie has no issues escaping its leash like it’s clear the only think keeping it in check is it iron will and strong moral compass.

[maya-hawke]

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010) — Robert Pattinson’s audio commentary with Kristen Stewart

[depsidase]

[puertohurraco]

[r0ll-fizzlebeef]

[piss-bong]

A weighted blanket isn’t enough I need to be vacuum sealed

[piss-bong]

Someone do this to me

[teaboot]

As a sex shop worker I have what could be either excellent or upsetting news