DREAMCATCHER ⥠LOVE SHAKE [apocalypse] 2022 world tour in seoul

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DREAMCATCHER ⥠LOVE SHAKE [apocalypse] 2022 world tour in seoul
why would i netflix and chill when i can ao3 and sin
#PEOPLE ASSUME THE SIN IS LUST BC OF THE AVAILABLE SMUT #WHEN IN REALITY ITâS GLUTTONY BC ONCE WE START READING A GOOD FIC WE CANâT STOPÂ (via @ellebeecie)
#truth
Lust - reading smutty fic
Gluttony - binging fic with no restraint
Sloth - lying around all day reading fic instead of the shit you should be doing
Wrath - the moment where you wanna scream when you get to the end of a WIP only to find it last updated in 2012
Envy - wishing you could write fic like that
Pride - the confidence that your fandom has the best fic
Greed - Reading every fic in the tag and WANTING MORE DAMMIT.
There are two kinds of fic writers:
1. Fuck it, itâs fiction
2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long enough for them to have this conversation.
Guess which kind I am.
3. People who are a weird mix of the above two.
Me: you know what I donât care if this doesnât quite make sense no one cares they will love it and this wonât be analysed itâs fanfic
Also me: I SWEAR if I canât find a TREE with this EXACT type of bark that Iâm imagining I WILL DIE
Thatâs it. Thatâs the best tweet. We can all go home now.
@fialleril
I donât know why, but I think some Americans donât realise how big the UK isâŠ.
American Customer: youâre English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wankerâŠ
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
thatâs your answer
For reference:
Thatâs JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
whereâs that post where the british person was like âoh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/â and a person asked âoh no how far away is he?â and the british person said â75 minutesâ
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op thatâs a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
âLeave Europe alone you fucking colonizersâ Should we tell them?
I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because itâs nbd
Sorry, Iâm still stuck on âLeave Europe alone, you colonizers.â
do they know
i took a dna test, turns out i`m 100% that bitch
Itâs like that old saying âYou canât appreciate something till itâs goneâ but in horrible ways we never expected.
why am i alive. what is my pupose
to love and help other people and have them love and care for you back, platonically and/or romantically and unconditionally
to pet cats and dogs and see the stars at night and listen to your fave songs and experience those perfect days between spring and summer
youâre alive to be happy so seek happiness, go where it calls you
youâre alive because weâre all here in this universe none of us fully understand together and we have more in common than the petty differences we divide ourselves with. we are all united on this grand journey of life
youâre alive and itâs good that youâre alive and I love you fellow human, may you find the spark of joy that lights up your heart
any thing that makes you feel fulfilled is worth living for
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The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said âI donât think our death ray is working. Iâm standing right in it, and Iâm not dead yet.â
Real life Walrus and the Carpenter.
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Mongolians are cool because theyâve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet
sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesnât mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix
Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh
Adapt. Survive.
this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world
where is that picture
ah here we go:
190630 #HappyNDay!
What people call âadultingâ these days â chores, errands, personal finance, bureaucracy & taxes â is hard for a lot of people, and weâre all vaguely embarrassed about it. We feel like it should be trivial. We rely heavily on technology that makes it easier, and wonder how past generations managed.
For some things, I think it genuinely used to be easier. Back when corporate employment was more paternalistic, the company did a lot of the âadultingâ for you. Planning a vacation? You didnât have Travelocity, but the company did have a travel agent.
Notice how a lot of âadultingâ has to be done during working hours? When youâre kind of stealing time from work to do it? How are you *supposed* to do it? I think the answer is âthatâs your wifeâs job.â
But isnât this kind of hard for your wife too? Like, itâs hard to go to the bank if youâre dragging a couple of screaming kids, right?
First of all, this only works if the kids are in school most of the day. Second of all, it used to be a lot more normal to have *servants*. Third of all, you can squeeze more work out of people if they feel they *must*, and sexism is great at that.
The 20th century system was never set up to allow a person to work full time *and* do all the chores necessary for a decent life on his/her own. Weird âmillennialâ ways of filling in the gaps â roommates, software apps, cleaning/laundry services, company perks â are substitutes for old solutions like non-wage-employed family members, servants, government services, and company perks. Sometimes better solutions, sometimes worse, sometimes exactly the same thing under a different name. But the fact that âadultingâ is time-consuming and sometimes difficult isnât a result of some inherent moral turpitude in Millennials. Chores have *always* taken time.
Also the nuclear family has always, always been a lie. In human history no one! Has ever lived like that! Not our grandparents, even! Itâs a lie perpetuated by the capitalist model to get you to pay more money and even most modern censuses are thwarted by the fact that people have people in their homesâ grandmothers, cousins, family friends. It just makes more sense to live together instead of trying to do everything miserably alone
I nominate this screengrab as a new meme template bc the longer I look the more itâs making me laugh
Meme It based on me plz I need a laugh
I think this counts??
Am I doing it right?
Daily Siamese sounds. So soothing. (Volume up for the dulcet tones of Siamese kittens.)
Transcript:
Cats: *excited Meezer yelling*
Human: *says something indecipherable over the SCREAMS*
Cats: *MORE AND LOUDER YELLING*