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PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST* Hey guys, I am asking for help getting through this month and I despera

alicent-florent

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

friendscallmebatty

Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)

wonderlandweird

Good Omens (2019)

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sinistercakes

Photos that make me wonder what the photographer/stylist was going for.

Plus a photo of Liu Haikuan looking confused at a ginger (?) root:

valtsv

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

shaggytwodope-deactivated202104

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

regbian-moved-to-lezbianz

alignment chart

wrexingdrew

spar-kie

identificat

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she does not FUCK

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gay-jesus-probably

can you believe this website is free

zendayascoleman

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

catboy-prussia

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

hugealienpie

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

silentlycrazy

I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say “that doesn’t matter cuz you’re with me”. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner

outofcontextelderscrolls

As a bi woman who’s in a m/f relationship, who’s favorite oc is a bi man in a m/f relationship. This is very important to me!

snakewife

husband kissed me this morning and murmured “mlm/wlw solidarity[1]” which is frankly the entire point of bi folks of different genders ending up together

[1] pronounced mlem and wooloowoo

syrren

Press Y to Eject

jathis

It’s a nice day on a spaceship and you are a horrible imposter

oysters-aint-for-me

there are only two (2) main ways adhd ppl deal with time:

1. “i have one (1) thing i have to do this afternoon, so i absolutely cannot do anything else today” (except you absolutely can)

AND

2. “i have 17 things on my schedule today, but i can absolutely fit in 9 more things” (except you absolutely cannot)

programmerhumour

karadin

“I did learn ... that success is not my motivation. I am grateful for that terrible birthday.”

Madeline L’Engle wrote the novel A Wrinkle In Time after another one of her manuscripts had been rejected on her 40th birthday.

The blow felt like “an obvious sign from heaven,” she wrote, “an unmistakable command: Stop this foolishness and learn to make cherry pie.” L’Engle covered her typewriter, vowed to abandon it forever, and walked around the room, sobbing. Then, suddenly, she stopped crying. In her despair, she realized she was already considering turning this moment into another book—one about failure. She would write. She had to write. Even if she never had another work published. “It was not up to me to say I would stop, because I could not,”

prokopetz

Look, I like a homemade cheese sauce as much as the next dweeb, but a lot of food blogs’ insistence that it’s not a real mac and cheese unless the cheeses you’re using are older than God is just perplexing. Like, if I’m making mac and cheese, I’m not looking to have my palate challenged. Maybe your idea of comfort food tastes like getting punched in the mouth by a dairy farmer, but I’m not that dedicated to the cheese experience.

prokopetz

This post got me accused of “normie entitlement”.

prokopetz

To all the cheese snobs in the notes acting like there’s no middle ground between ancient Egyptian tomb cheese and the powdered crap that comes in a box, you are absolutely part of the problem.

gallusrostromegalus

The cheese snobs are WRONG, the powder cheese is valid and also like that for a reason.

Ok so you can have your Mac as bougie or proletariat as you want but using a really old cheese will fuck up the texture of your sauce and make it bitter lumpy and oily because in general, an aged cheese doesn’t melt well. You have to pair like, a tiny amount of it with another, generally younger and more commercially available cheese that melts better. For all it’s faults as a food product, kraft american singles are fucking ideal for mac n cheese texture. If you can’t stand that and must be fancy-pants, get some brie

The powder cheese in the box is like that because it needs to be shelf-stable, but also it’s a combination of very aged cheese (see the “made with real cheese” on the box) that’s been pulverized to dust, whey solids, and cheese “salt” which is crystalized calcium lactate. All of which, make up the flavor profile of an aged cheese like the snobs want, then combine with the water/gluten/fats of the milk and noodles to form the ideal cheese sauce texture.

In essence, powdered cheese mix IS fancy aged cheese, put scientifically perfected so it doesn’t make your sauce split and ruin your night.

mapsontheweb

Antarctic-centric world view.

garbage-empress

map of the world when the emperor penguins finally live up to their name

intheicyairofnight

the funniest parts of midnight sun

with spoilers obviously

when Edward first smells Bella it takes him two pages of inner monologue before he thinks of holding his breath

apparently vampires can run so fast they don’t leave footprints in snow just like LotR elves and this is physics nonsense

Edward listening to a CD of “violent music”

“a word I’d never said before in the presence of a lady” ajlskdflj

Alice to Jasper: “I know you love me. Thanks.”

“And then my conscience smote me.”

“She was offended by my teasing. I must have done it wrong again.”

the “dazzling” moments from the original book are Edward fruitlessly trying to frighten people by baring his teeth I can’t deal

when Bella points this out he thinks “I’m losing my edge”

Edward worries about whether Bella thinks he’s pretty

Bella wears a shirt “cut low enough to reveal her collarbones”

Edward literally thinks the sparkling will horrify and disgust her

“I avoided the word ‘sex’ because she did” OH GROW UP

“It was enlightening and alluring to watch her in her element” IS THE INTRODUCTION TO A PARAGRAPH OF HER MAKING CHEERIOS

the book. includes. a car chase.

during the car chase they knock off the side mirrors and EMMETT AND JASPER LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS SO EDWARD CAN READ THEIR MINDS AS REPLACEMENT SIDE MIRRORS this isn’t stated in the book but I like to imagine they stuck their heads all the way out like happy dogs

brawltogethernow

#…brawl #brawl what do you mean long ago version #this is the official vampire pov version that came out this year #none of it should have been in a long ago version

On August 28, 2008, Meyer halted the writing of Midnight Sun in response to the leak of twelve chapters of the unfinished manuscript on the Internet. She stated, “If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn’t dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.”[2] She made the twelve-chaptered draft available on her website in fairness to her readers, now that the novel has been compromised before its intended publication date.[9]

The 2008 internet version I THOUGHT it was a common experience to have read in middle school, which the actual release of this book has been very determined to prove me wrong about.

nyctoheart

i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po

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For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Guys listen. Listen. At the start of this year, the year of our lord 2019, I was chatting to an actor in this play I was stage managing and she mentioned offhand that she’s thinking of getting a tattoo.

“Oh,” I say. “Of what?”

She looks a bit awkward. “Um. Have you ever heard of this thing called Superwholock?”

Let me tell you I aged about twenty years in the span of the next ten seconds where she started to explain Superwholock to me like it’s some new thing that’s just spawned into existence and I know, instinctively, that I will not survive this conversation, I am not strong enough, so I cut her off. “Uh, yeah. I know of Superwholock. I’ve been on Tumblr for a while.”

“What’s Tumblr?” she asks.

Guys… I think Superwholock is still out there. They just changed home base. I didn’t ask where her Superwholock community was because there are some things beyond mortal ken, some things that would surely drive one mad should one attempt to find them.

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Pinterest. It’s Pinterest.

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What is happening

ghost-slut18

as someone who recently moved from pinterest to Tumblr, I can assure you superwholock lives on along with merlin, lotr, and ur weird ass posts about wanting a fandom themed school.