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TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)
Malcolm In The Middle (2000-2006)
Good Omens (2019)
Photos that make me wonder what the photographer/stylist was going for.
Plus a photo of Liu Haikuan looking confused at a ginger (?) root:
the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
she does not FUCK
can you believe this website is free
“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”
my dude
my guy
my pal
stop talking forever
Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life
Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.
I had a bi friend who was dating a girl and when he said anything about being bi she would laugh and say “that doesn’t matter cuz you’re with me”. Never been so happy to hear a friend broke up with a partner
As a bi woman who’s in a m/f relationship, who’s favorite oc is a bi man in a m/f relationship. This is very important to me!
husband kissed me this morning and murmured “mlm/wlw solidarity[1]” which is frankly the entire point of bi folks of different genders ending up together
[1] pronounced mlem and wooloowoo
Press Y to Eject
It’s a nice day on a spaceship and you are a horrible imposter
there are only two (2) main ways adhd ppl deal with time:
1. “i have one (1) thing i have to do this afternoon, so i absolutely cannot do anything else today” (except you absolutely can)
AND
2. “i have 17 things on my schedule today, but i can absolutely fit in 9 more things” (except you absolutely cannot)
“I did learn ... that success is not my motivation. I am grateful for that terrible birthday.”
Madeline L’Engle wrote the novel A Wrinkle In Time after another one of her manuscripts had been rejected on her 40th birthday.
The blow felt like “an obvious sign from heaven,” she wrote, “an unmistakable command: Stop this foolishness and learn to make cherry pie.” L’Engle covered her typewriter, vowed to abandon it forever, and walked around the room, sobbing. Then, suddenly, she stopped crying. In her despair, she realized she was already considering turning this moment into another book—one about failure. She would write. She had to write. Even if she never had another work published. “It was not up to me to say I would stop, because I could not,”
Look, I like a homemade cheese sauce as much as the next dweeb, but a lot of food blogs’ insistence that it’s not a real mac and cheese unless the cheeses you’re using are older than God is just perplexing. Like, if I’m making mac and cheese, I’m not looking to have my palate challenged. Maybe your idea of comfort food tastes like getting punched in the mouth by a dairy farmer, but I’m not that dedicated to the cheese experience.
This post got me accused of “normie entitlement”.
To all the cheese snobs in the notes acting like there’s no middle ground between ancient Egyptian tomb cheese and the powdered crap that comes in a box, you are absolutely part of the problem.
The cheese snobs are WRONG, the powder cheese is valid and also like that for a reason.
Ok so you can have your Mac as bougie or proletariat as you want but using a really old cheese will fuck up the texture of your sauce and make it bitter lumpy and oily because in general, an aged cheese doesn’t melt well. You have to pair like, a tiny amount of it with another, generally younger and more commercially available cheese that melts better. For all it’s faults as a food product, kraft american singles are fucking ideal for mac n cheese texture. If you can’t stand that and must be fancy-pants, get some brie
The powder cheese in the box is like that because it needs to be shelf-stable, but also it’s a combination of very aged cheese (see the “made with real cheese” on the box) that’s been pulverized to dust, whey solids, and cheese “salt” which is crystalized calcium lactate. All of which, make up the flavor profile of an aged cheese like the snobs want, then combine with the water/gluten/fats of the milk and noodles to form the ideal cheese sauce texture.
In essence, powdered cheese mix IS fancy aged cheese, put scientifically perfected so it doesn’t make your sauce split and ruin your night.
Antarctic-centric world view.
map of the world when the emperor penguins finally live up to their name
the funniest parts of midnight sun
with spoilers obviously
when Edward first smells Bella it takes him two pages of inner monologue before he thinks of holding his breath
apparently vampires can run so fast they don’t leave footprints in snow just like LotR elves and this is physics nonsense
Edward listening to a CD of “violent music”
“a word I’d never said before in the presence of a lady” ajlskdflj
Alice to Jasper: “I know you love me. Thanks.”
“And then my conscience smote me.”
“She was offended by my teasing. I must have done it wrong again.”
the “dazzling” moments from the original book are Edward fruitlessly trying to frighten people by baring his teeth I can’t deal
when Bella points this out he thinks “I’m losing my edge”
Edward worries about whether Bella thinks he’s pretty
Bella wears a shirt “cut low enough to reveal her collarbones”
Edward literally thinks the sparkling will horrify and disgust her
“I avoided the word ‘sex’ because she did” OH GROW UP
“It was enlightening and alluring to watch her in her element” IS THE INTRODUCTION TO A PARAGRAPH OF HER MAKING CHEERIOS
the book. includes. a car chase.
during the car chase they knock off the side mirrors and EMMETT AND JASPER LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS SO EDWARD CAN READ THEIR MINDS AS REPLACEMENT SIDE MIRRORS this isn’t stated in the book but I like to imagine they stuck their heads all the way out like happy dogs
#…brawl #brawl what do you mean long ago version #this is the official vampire pov version that came out this year #none of it should have been in a long ago version
On August 28, 2008, Meyer halted the writing of Midnight Sun in response to the leak of twelve chapters of the unfinished manuscript on the Internet. She stated, “If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn’t dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.”[2] She made the twelve-chaptered draft available on her website in fairness to her readers, now that the novel has been compromised before its intended publication date.[9]
The 2008 internet version I THOUGHT it was a common experience to have read in middle school, which the actual release of this book has been very determined to prove me wrong about.
i can’t believe superwholock existed as one the largest fandom(s) on this website. there hasn’t been a trace of it on my dashboard in years. No mention, no whisper. a ghost. i still follow people who reblogged it. i myself reblogged it. and yet here we are, not daring to ever mention it. im risking my life making this po
For those new to this site, “Superwholock” was the crossover fandom for the overlap of three of the biggest individual fandoms on tumblr - soup, the Finnish municipality of Perho, and Enlightenment philosopher John Locke.
Guys listen. Listen. At the start of this year, the year of our lord 2019, I was chatting to an actor in this play I was stage managing and she mentioned offhand that she’s thinking of getting a tattoo.
“Oh,” I say. “Of what?”
She looks a bit awkward. “Um. Have you ever heard of this thing called Superwholock?”
Let me tell you I aged about twenty years in the span of the next ten seconds where she started to explain Superwholock to me like it’s some new thing that’s just spawned into existence and I know, instinctively, that I will not survive this conversation, I am not strong enough, so I cut her off. “Uh, yeah. I know of Superwholock. I’ve been on Tumblr for a while.”
“What’s Tumblr?” she asks.
Guys… I think Superwholock is still out there. They just changed home base. I didn’t ask where her Superwholock community was because there are some things beyond mortal ken, some things that would surely drive one mad should one attempt to find them.
Pinterest. It’s Pinterest.
What is happening
as someone who recently moved from pinterest to Tumblr, I can assure you superwholock lives on along with merlin, lotr, and ur weird ass posts about wanting a fandom themed school.
i’m getting war flashbacks
THE ANCIENT TEXTS
“what’s tumblr” THEYRE JUST. ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS OF TUMBLR. ON PINTEREST. ITS STILL TUMBLR ITS JUST SCREENSHOTS
First Twitter, now Tiktok…
I’m not tumblr old ebough to get this reference but I trust at least one of my mutuals will be.
Lans in their power outfits
this is so crazy a real person died and all you people did was take pictures of his fucked up body
why didn’t OP report? Seems kinda sus to me