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[argillaforma]

yeah yeah yeah fuck-drunk shane but have we considered fuck-drunk ilya maybe shane rode him into next sunday or maybe ilya was just so lost in the sauce he got a little stupid about it so afterwards he just lies on the bed with little cartoon hearts floating around his head and giggling to himself because Wow he just loves shane so much and he feels so good and floaty but they have things to do today and ilya is in charge of the shopping cart but he keeps driving into things and if shane didn’t have good reflexes there would have been a flood in the wine section and he keeps pawing at shane and leaning into him and he hasn’t heard a word of what he’s said the last half an hour because his face is just too pretty and he’s having a hard time multitasking at the moment

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane without the weight of the secrecy and carrying a whole team on his back is playing way better with the centaurs. and it’s insane, if everyone thought he was already the better player in the league, he’s now definitely on a whole new level. and he’s doing well in the second line, luca haas is a generational talent so he can keeping up with shane easily, better than when pike was his winger. and shane of course is always complimenting luca and staying after practice to train extra with him so both of them can become a deadly duo — not better than the hollanov power play of course, shane and ilya are basically one entity when they play together. and you always know when shane is hyping up luca cus baby boy is more red than the red of centaurs uniform. luca is in heaven, he can play with his idols and they think he’s good? oh baby boy is always giddy going to every practice. so yeah every team in the league is fucked

[allhalemischief]

My favorite version of Stackson is when they are absolute best friends, but everybody else thinks they hate each other.

[guerrillatech]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[yms1]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[noah-wyles]

[munsons-mutiny]

Hollanov lie detector interview where Ilya begs beforehand to be allowed to ask every Rose Landry comparison he’s ever been insecure about, and he totally plays it out like he’s joking (he’s not).

Shane is like no! It’s embarrassing! And this is public! And you wouldn’t make me actually do that to Rose would you? You know the answer, I’m gay!

Only Rose thinks the whole thing is hilarious and gives Shane the go ahead so there’s no real reason to resist Ilya’s begging anymore, still he holds out to the day before the interview.

“Fine! Fine! You can ask about Rose, but I get to ask about anything I want too!” And Ilya’s like yes yes of course my love. His boring Shane would hardly ask anything damning.

Fast forward to the day of the interview Shane is fondly exasperated with Ilya’s Rose questions, and Ilya is being a cocky bastard so happy with how it played out.

Until they switch sides and Shane breaks out his first question:

“Is it or is it not true that despite famously calling Scott Hunter ‘a nearly extinct fossil’ you think he’s hot?” The blood drains from Ilya’s face pretty quickly after that.

“Do you think Hayden Pike is a good hockey player?”

“Do you consider Hayden Pike a close friend?”

“Who do you love more: me or Anya?”

“Besides me who is your favorite teammate?”

He gets so nervous all of his lies get caught, and by the end his asshole reputation is in shambles. Kip takes a video of Scott watching the interview and he laughs so hard he can’t even comment. It goes viral.

[writingdose]

this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.

being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.

whether or not a piece of writing is monetized has nothing to do with its quality.

[hollanovverse]

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[ltsaradharkness]

Diglett dig

[lotharbarbarian]

Trip Trio Trio

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[ilya-sweetheart]

married shane who now feels confident enough to say no to things

“honey, reebok wants to renew the contract—”

“i fucking hate their shoes, i’d rather walk barefoot”

“oh…”

- - -

“hey are you free to join me and the kids to the carnival this friday?”

“no i wanna stay in bed all day with my husband, there’s a new season of house hunters”

“right…i’ll ask JJ then”

- - -

“feel free to say no, but could you—”

“no”

“i didn’t even say what it was”

“unless it’s ’spend the day with your husband’ my answer is no”

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Stiles (clinking his glass): I want to make a toast for my dad.

Stiles: Who told me I couldn't be gay dressed like I usually do.

Stiles: Now I'm married to an alpha werewolf with abs for days.

Everyone: *clapping awkwardly*

Stiles: Where's Danny? Danny, remember how I kept asking you if I was attractive to gay guys.

Stiles: Well... Seems like I am attractive to guys with biceps bigger than my head.

Isaac (whispering to Derek): Is this how you imagined your wedding?

Derek: Word for word.

[roseoilz]

translucent fabric sculptures by korean artist do ho suh

[teaboot]

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

[totearup]

Cliff can't believe he didn't figure it out sooner. The strange move to Ottawa. How happy he's been. And most damming of all, "Jane", it fucking rhymes!

He watches a highlight reel of Ilya celebrating with his line and realizes he's just going to have to accept it.

Ilya was in love with Zane Boodram.