peace and humptiness forever

anna

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[shitboy96]

[guardiamond-blog]

[toperformisart]

Sports Anchor: “Band Girl throw the sword high.”

“Nails the catch and completes it with a bend.”

“Touch Down Band Girl.”

[shelbyconerly9999]

This is my favorite video ever

[meanplastic]

[beaswellgirl]

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight: 

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person. 

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode 

[someclevermoniker]

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Gordon

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

Gordon is precious and I love him.

[theriu]

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

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[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

[surprisebitch]

one shot, one kill

[borderlineotter]

I am painfully aware that I am no one’s favorite person

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[chibinazgul]

man the lil thing dead sat down for a sec like ‘wait wtf???’

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[gif87a-com]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

me getting up at 3 am to consume water

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[groupthinker]

this is the absolute sweetest thing I’ve seen in my entire life. i wish nothing but the absolute best for this dude for the rest of his life, he deserves it more than any of us

[thebestoftumbling]

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