[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[the-casbah-way]

felt like the non-scots should know about this

[iamoutofideas]

car crash of lexicographical unpersoning going on here

[esthermika]

the author chose to gender the balls, but not the woman.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[luxangelae]

I drew St. Hildegard if she was a cat

prints

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

[beggars-opera]

the site where everything's made up and the posts don't matter

[the-muppet-joker]

Drunk as fuuuck and texting everyone i know. telling them they don't understand the nuances of the twilight series. Called my ex wife 40 times and left a message asking her for a 3some w Kermit the frog. No answer! Sad

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[preserving-tiktok]

[glenmorrre]

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[titsay]

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[k-slash-s]

1x07 - What Are Little Girls Made Of?

[wholesome-animal-images]