HalcyønLilt

🐉//Your fave was probably killed by my fave//🐉

[c3po]

some of the best tumblr posts will never get posted. because of the roads rules and regulations . the law, and the element of danger

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

[afloweroutofstone]

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

[koivulehma]

Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

[mr-deep-downer]

[halyconlilt881696]

Ripe fruit rotting

I promise myself when I get out of here I will no longer have contact with my family

I’m not sure if its the abuse,the diagnosed bipolar II, or the BPD but i cant do this anymore

I’m losing ymself

[omghotmemes]

Utah Macy’s really knows how to cater to their market.

[takemetotheastral]

Perfect for someone with three, perhaps weed smoking, girlfriends

[valtsv]

society if more people realized that their favorite celebrities are literally just some guy

[marriedzukka]

fic writers and fan artists be like

[thatsbelievable]

[2002slut]

[heateron]

check out bisexuality if you get the chance. sound of the summer

[valtsv]

a group of crows is actually called my friends :)

[rogueofstars]

[grandtheftacademia-deactivated2]

May 4th, eh…? I guess it’s time to find a date already… 

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 9th of april, 2013.

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[marxistgnome]

Fixed

[roozmatazz]

[thefaceofaghoul]

[mirbisduschoen]

IS THAT FUCKING LOSS

[terezisexbuttpyrope]

[luxwing]

I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

[terminally-unlikable]

I wanna be in love but I don’t wanna love anyone anymore

[eternalwormdevouringconneticut]

actually ty lee should be muscular you guys are cowards

[metalbatteryzone]

Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

Didn’t that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of to this day?

[theswedishelf]

Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonald’s scaremongering, “poor people are stupid” and “fat people don’t get any sex”. It’s also thanks to this asshat that McDonald’s can’t advertise fuckin’ Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, don’t list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonald’s fries aren’t actually fries because they don’t rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers do–which is thanks to the oil and salt they’re loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, aren’t actually goddamn chopped potatoes–and equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonald’s having salads, falsely stating at one point they didn’t have any before he “exposed” their EVIL PLANS.

Yeah, that’s another thing to remember, he’s apparently a vegan. He didn’t let anyone know he’s one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it would’ve made his vomiting after a single McDonald’s meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.

Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughton’s Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While he’s at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called “obesity epidemic” and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesn’t demonize anyone in the process.

[yungtarkatan-deactivated2018110]

Wow, everything I know is now a lie.

[picketsmodblog-deactivated20181]

Also, to elaborate on this, Spurlock claimed that he was eating 5,000 calories a day, and yet when a Swedish university tried this very experiment with several different students, no one (I repeat, no one) could even come close to replicating the results.

So yeah, Spurlock basically lied to prove a point, who would have guessed

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

he was also apparently vegan for years before doing this, so of course his body would have a bad reaction to all that red meat.

[makiruz]

There are plenty reasons to hate McDonald’s and its food, but I cannot stand bad science and lies