Hannah Simpson

  Writer, speaker, comedian, #transgender/#LGBTQ advocate, marathoner, snarky Jewish girl, seltzer drinker, lover of #Israel, & unabashed nerd. Now available in female!

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That feeling when you’re at the @toproudlygo Picard watch and drag show and specifically ask artist-in-residence Anna (@tinyteapotparties) to make you a Kzinti just to see if you can get yourself an up from Sean at @trekcultureyt. Anna wants all my followers in NYC to know that this face art (or any fandom design) can be yours too and ‘hell yes’ she is open for Purim this week!!! Drag shows are at 6pm at the Barracuda Bar on 22nd St. There’s live performance, bingo, trivia, watching the latest episode with fellow queer nerds, makeup, and much more! #toprouldlygo #startrek @startrek @startrekonpplus #transisbeautiful @barracudaloungenyc (at Barracuda Lounge) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpY4fS_tkif/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Tomorrow! It’s my birthday and I get to spend it interviewing Fiona Dawson on the launch of her new book!!! 6:30pm at The Center on 13th St! Are we bisexuals just greedy? Come find out! @fionajdawson @nowwithfiona #arebisexualsjustgreedy #fionadawson #hannahsimpson #lgbtq #nyc https://bit.ly/ABJGNYCLaunch (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClEoWbMJX6M/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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The inaugural new @MTA #OMNYCard is now available in NYC. It was clearly designed by committee and in a subtle yet clever homage, contains a scannable barcode for the number 799,366,900,009. I suspect this to be an average of many credible estimates for the city’s rat population. #799366900009 #MetroCard #OMNY #OMNYCard #straphangers #hannahsimpson #hannahhumor #myoriginaljoke (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkUcriPNImz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Morrison Suede Leather Fashion Walking Unisex Sneakers Size 41 (~US 9-10)

Used Condition. Suede upper, rubber sole. Handmade in Spain.

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Morrison Suede Leather Fashion Walking Unisex Sneakers Size 41 (~US 9-10).

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Got my first #monkeypox vaccine dose today. I feel less like a monkey, let alone a human being, as they shuffle us from station to station like the cattle that Edward Jenner first created this vaccine with in the late 18th century. Yep, George Washington was still alive when the precursor to what is today branded as #Jynneos was first developed and its potential harnessed. This little monkey-girl didn’t even get a sticker at the end. If YOU are eligible—that includes so far gay men, as well as ALL trans, and nonbinary people over the age of 18—then it is time to roll up our sleeves for this and then updated Covid boosters coming this fall too. #transisbeautiful #transvisibility #girlslikeus #hannahsimpson #whattranslookslike #nonbinary #lgbtq #monkeypoxvax #vaccinationdone✔️ (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChK3UztLcMn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex.

Used sandals I bought in Israel from the factory store on the kibbutz. They’re men’s sandals officially, but I’ve been wearing them (or mostly not) for years as my own gender identity evolved. My feet never did well without the heel strap, so they mostly got worn only around the house as slippers. They are in great shape, and you can swap out the inner cork sole in the future if you ever need to. (I showed it partially removed in one pic, that’s not a defect it’s a feature.) These are in the Mikael style, to the best of my knowledge though the name may have changed. 42 EU in these corresponds to about an 8.5-9 men’s or a 9.5-10 women’s. These sandals could be worn by any gender, and I’m pretty sure they are made for both genders pretty identically. This pair was sold as men’s. Great for the beach. Great for the poolside if you swim. Or as sandals around the house. Smoke free home, and while this might me my first Poshmark sale I have a huge Etsy shop (5000+ sales) so you will get prompt shipping and excellent service.

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex..

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Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex.

Used sandals I bought in Israel from the factory store on the kibbutz. They’re men’s sandals officially, but I’ve been wearing them (or mostly not) for years as my own gender identity evolved. My feet never did well without the heel strap, so they mostly got worn only around the house as slippers. They are in great shape, and you can swap out the inner cork sole in the future if you ever need to. (I showed it partially removed in one pic, that’s not a defect it’s a feature.) These are in the Mikael style, to the best of my knowledge though the name may have changed. 42 EU in these corresponds to about an 8.5-9 men’s or a 9.5-10 women’s. These sandals could be worn by any gender, and I’m pretty sure they are made for both genders pretty identically. This pair was sold as men’s. Great for the beach. Great for the poolside if you swim. Or as sandals around the house. Smoke free home, and while this might me my first Poshmark sale I have a huge Etsy shop (5000+ sales) so you will get prompt shipping and excellent service.

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex..

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Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex.

Used sandals I bought in Israel from the factory store on the kibbutz. They’re men’s sandals officially, but I’ve been wearing them (or mostly not) for years as my own gender identity evolved. My feet never did well without the heel strap, so they mostly got worn only around the house as slippers. They are in great shape, and you can swap out the inner cork sole in the future if you ever need to. (I showed it partially removed in one pic, that’s not a defect it’s a feature.) These are in the Mikael style, to the best of my knowledge though the name may have changed. 42 EU in these corresponds to about an 8.5-9 men’s or a 9.5-10 women’s. These sandals could be worn by any gender, and I’m pretty sure they are made for both genders pretty identically. This pair was sold as men’s. Great for the beach. Great for the poolside if you swim. Or as sandals around the house. Smoke free home, and while this might me my first Poshmark sale I have a huge Etsy shop (5000+ sales) so you will get prompt shipping and excellent service.

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex..

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Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex.

Used sandals I bought in Israel from the factory store on the kibbutz. They’re men’s sandals officially, but I’ve been wearing them (or mostly not) for years as my own gender identity evolved. My feet never did well without the heel strap, so they mostly got worn only around the house as slippers. They are in great shape, and you can swap out the inner cork sole in the future if you ever need to. (I showed it partially removed in one pic, that’s not a defect it’s a feature.) These are in the Mikael style, to the best of my knowledge though the name may have changed. 42 EU in these corresponds to about an 8.5-9 men’s or a 9.5-10 women’s. These sandals could be worn by any gender, and I’m pretty sure they are made for both genders pretty identically. This pair was sold as men’s. Great for the beach. Great for the poolside if you swim. Or as sandals around the house. Smoke free home, and while this might me my first Poshmark sale I have a huge Etsy shop (5000+ sales) so you will get prompt shipping and excellent service.

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex..

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Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex.

Used sandals I bought in Israel from the factory store on the kibbutz. They’re men’s sandals officially, but I’ve been wearing them (or mostly not) for years as my own gender identity evolved. My feet never did well without the heel strap, so they mostly got worn only around the house as slippers. They are in great shape, and you can swap out the inner cork sole in the future if you ever need to. (I showed it partially removed in one pic, that’s not a defect it’s a feature.) These are in the Mikael style, to the best of my knowledge though the name may have changed. 42 EU in these corresponds to about an 8.5-9 men’s or a 9.5-10 women’s. These sandals could be worn by any gender, and I’m pretty sure they are made for both genders pretty identically. This pair was sold as men’s. Great for the beach. Great for the poolside if you swim. Or as sandals around the house. Smoke free home, and while this might me my first Poshmark sale I have a huge Etsy shop (5000+ sales) so you will get prompt shipping and excellent service.

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex..

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Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex.

Used sandals I bought in Israel from the factory store on the kibbutz. They’re men’s sandals officially, but I’ve been wearing them (or mostly not) for years as my own gender identity evolved. My feet never did well without the heel strap, so they mostly got worn only around the house as slippers. They are in great shape, and you can swap out the inner cork sole in the future if you ever need to. (I showed it partially removed in one pic, that’s not a defect it’s a feature.) Smoke free home, and while this might me my first Poshmark sale I have a huge Etsy shop (5000+ sales) so you will get prompt shipping and excellent service.

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Teva Naot Birkenstock-style sandals, Size 42. Black real leather, Men’s/Unisex..

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I did some secondhand shop browsing in @asburypark.nj last week and stumbled across this delightful hand-painted @bbcdoctorwho Original WHO logo sign. On the back it says it was made for Ashlyn, “Ash,” and given as a 12th birthday present. Ashlyn should be 21 now, and I hope she (unless other pronouns are appropriate) is still as kickass of a nerdy young adult as she was a child. I’m wondering why this isn’t on her college dorm room wall, but I also understand it’s not a TARDIS so there isn’t space for everything. This was a no-brainer for the price and is going on my wall, unless someone makes me an offer. #doctorwho #bbc #thedoctor #shopsecondhand #foundinanantiqueshop #asburypark (at Asbury Park, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf7nD1etfKZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Choose your piece carefully before you swipe left. - — —— ——- ——— ———- ———— ————- Passover, like the #squidgame, is a story of redemption. But this particular #MatzahChallenge doesn’t end up well for any of us. Thanks @flaxattack @lmessing2 @evan.sachs and referee @bennydpic for making the matzah sugar honeycombs a reality with me at @kehillatharlem’s Middle Days Tisch. Don’t try this at home unless you can accept a huge mess and utter failure. This is five of us posting this jointly, as UJA donates money to help Jews in Ukraine, and I nominate any Jews working for @netflix and @squidgamenetflix and @russiandollnetflix and @nlyonne since that dropped today too, to post their own matzah challenges. Group photo cred to Kyle. @ujafedny @jews_of_ny @israelinnewyork #passover #passover2022 #pesach #unleaventhecurve #matzahsquidgame (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcmD-erNrjG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I’m not sure who brought the sniffles to the family Seder, but most of us came home with it. Feeling a little better, but still needing a pick-me-up, I decided to make up for missed enjoyment with an extra cup of #matzahchallenge matzah ball soup. Perhaps the best perk of living in NYC is the accessibility of Jewish comfort food year-round. Is it vegan like @soynadine’s, highly doubtful as I see the bits of chicken floating in it, but it’s here at the @busstopdinernyc and hits the spot. I’m posting to help @ujafedny and @jews_of_ny send money to Ukraine. $18 is being earmarked and matched for each post with this hashtag that involve some form of matzah creations, or in my case, laziness/convalescence. Besides Nadine, I nominate her husband Scott and their dogs Winnie and Bennie post about matzah to raise money for supporting Ukrainian Jews under siege. #unleaventhecurve #passover2022 #transvisibility #hannahsimpson (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccij-bFLRWB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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We’re not out of this pandemic quite yet. There’s still time to get your 3rd or new 4th “Booster” dose (and to get over the one day of immune-response grogginess) before Seders! Let’s #unleaventhecurve once and for all! I was challenged by @Jews_of_NY to take part in the 2022 @UJAfedNY #MatzahChallenge starting on April 15th going through the 23rd. I am working on something and hope you too will share your matzah statements that are tastier or at least more exciting than a face mask this year. I’m starting things off by nominating @soynadine, @adi_anhang, @hakimian45, @tsirah, and @kathrynanthropy to share their best matzah cooking or creations (sure, NFTs count) with the #matzahchallenge hashtag. Donors are lined up to match $18 per post to help humanitarian efforts in Ukraine, and last year’s challenge raised over $42,000. #matzah #passover2022 #pesach #pesach2022 #matzahfacemask #matzahmask #hannahsimpson #transvisibility (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcQqjGJLp6u/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I have never felt so loved in this apartment, especially after a month when all my friends came together to help me out with food and visits while I recovered from surgery. My friend @greenmosspaper and new friend @menorah_jones give me 45 minutes’ notice that six giant balloons spelling HANNAH were coming my way. Apparently they were extra from a double order at @papersource for someone’s 3yo of the same name. (Yes, she also got her balloons!) This is just so extra, so random, and each one is 3’ tall. Find these at @papersource @papersource_columbusave! They are delightful! #transisbeautiful #lgbtq #transvisibility #whattranslookslike #girlslikeus #letusplay #respectmypronouns #genderidentity #changedme #hannahsimpson #hannah (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbocxZNtWfw/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Have yourself a very, very gay Purim! And Glory to Ukraine, standing up to the Haman of today! Red is cherry. Orange is peach. Yellow is fig. Green is date infused with lime. Blue is blackberry. Purples is cherry and date infused with maple. #purim2022 #hamentashen #hamentaschen #hamentashenforukraine #glorytoukraine #transisbeautiful #lgbtq #transvisibility #queerjews #dontsaygay #girlslikeus #jewsofinstagram #jewish #purim #trans #hannahsimpson (at Manhattan, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbGN_2uvsTu/?utm_medium=tumblr