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[nycswebhead]

why didn’t you stop 9/11

what the fuck did you want me to do i have spider powers

[pukicho]

prison

let... me .... out ...........

[phi-kobold]

no

[pukicho]

[sevaria]

[marxist-amy-rose]

Ahhh hell yeah, I'm adding this to the pinned.

[halos2moved]

source

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[everydaylouie]

the other wind

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef

[eduardosaverin7-archive]

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

[twunkish-cleric]

Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

[twunkish-cleric]

[inkskinned]

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

[lady-harrowhark]

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

[odekirk]

[nachosforfree]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The radius and ulna are among my favourite bones specifically because they do this

[jessica-problems]

I hate this. I hate that they do this. I think about this every time I rotate my wrist. It seems like the sort of thing that would go wrong in all sorts of horrible ways and leave a bone sticking out of my skin. and yet it keeps happening. every day of my life.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I rotate my arms regularly just because I like it when they do this.

[aberrantemotion]

iiiiiii dont. think thats how bones work

[frankencanon]

Here are two videos on Reddit demonstrating how the radius bone rotates around the ulna bone: link / link

[aberrantemotion]

Yeah i doubt someone would make these gifs for the purpose of an online joke so I have no choice but to believe it

[centrally-unplanned]

↑ Another tool of epistemic sanity AI is taking away from us

[pukicho]

Bugs don’t get trapped in resin like they used to. Now everything is woke.

[professional-termite]

hey uh i for onr am very glad bugs dont get trapped in resin anymore actually i think thats a very good thing

[pukicho]

You would think that

[pukicho]

Commie

[everydaylouie]

Beginning Artist 🌻

[pukicho]

Coming here from Pinterest to tell you that we all fucking love you over there

One of you fuckers needs to come over here and buy my god damn watch

[pukicho]

YOU'RE USELESS TO ME

[pukicho]

How does it feel being one of the most iconic people in the Internet

You're gassing me up but that's not true. I am not even top 2000 most iconic people. okay maybe top 8

[pukicho]

you motherfuckers misread everything as autistic