you are not alone. there's bugs.

[kriosv]

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[tomb-mold]

are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[clementine-kesh]

popular canadian satire site the beaverton is expanding into micro-horror and it’s good

[leahberman]

tree foam green

instagram - twitter - website

[huggingtentacles]

Being knocked out for more than 5 minutes means very serious brain damage but humans not having a turn-off button would do immense damage to our collective storytelling. So many films and books and videogames just wouldn't happen if writers stopped bonking their characters on the head. Insane.

[coolesterik]

sketch

[bitchautism]

it does actually bother me whenever it's like... a bunch of guys and 1 girl. like the smurfs. that's weird. the minions are also weird for it being all guys. stop doing this

[mipper42]

bad news guys :(

[drawinhbastiondaily]

Day 12: kitty

[wearfinethingsalltoowell]

OFMD where everything’s the same but Ed says “our golden age of piracy is collapsing"

[jessica-problems]

probably speaks to something unwell in the collective tumblr psyche that those absurdly bleak bad luck brian memes are the only survivors of, like, an entire genre of different advice animal image macros.

[sunburnt-brian]

[sreegs]

stolen from prev @fallout-lou-begas 's tags

[bittersweetresilience]

one of my favorite things to do in limited perspective is write sentences about the things someone doesn't do. he doesn't open his eyes. he doesn't reach out. i LOVE sentences like that. if it's describing the narrator, it's a reflection of their desires, something they're holding themselves back from. there's a tension between urge and action. it makes you ask why they wanted or felt compelled to do that, and also why they ultimately didn't. and if it's describing someone else, it tells you about the narrator's expectations. how they perceive that other person or their relationship. what they thought the other person was going to do, or thought the other person should have done, but failed to. negative action sentences are everything.

[dramatic-dolphin]

not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

[sakkto]

08/06 was their birthday 🎂

[gouged-doll]