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[astraldemise]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[astraldemise]

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

[sudorm-rfslash]

[pokefuseme]

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

[nomadiclegends]

[hwoaarang]

Overwatch - Hanamura

[knightwayne]

moira o'deorain + favorite skins

[tddkart]

“Chronal Disassociation” Effect Study #1

[questionartbox]

Face study from December for Patreon!

I know this was requested here a while back too (when I didn’t have the time), so when my patrons suggested Junkrat for last month’s face study, I got excited!

So, Junkrat, in short: Super expressive, kind of moldable, but always bony and weirdly tall.

[harelan]

ʟᴜɴᴀ - ᴜɴ sᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀᴄʟᴇ ᴜɴɪǫᴜᴇ

mais lorsqu'une femme brisait leurs coeurs ces fanfarons fondent en pleurs

[wetpaperbag]

What We Learned from “Bastet”

-Ana thinks of Gabe and Jack as brothers, they are family to her

-Gabriel had/has a family that either started before or during his time in Overwatch

-Reaper’s shotguns leave behind wounds that the SEP serum doesn’t heal right away like normal bullets (Ana suspects Moira has something to do with this)

-Ana drugged Jack to get him to sleep (using tea)

-Ana is a shitty cook (and knows it)

-Soldier actually has a sense of humor

-After Ana “died” Jack and Gabe used every resource to try and find her. Gabe sent out McCree personally to track her down, but she was still in the hospital under a false name. She had temporary amnesia when she woke up and didn’t remember anything about herself.

-Soldier loves whiskey and burgers

-Cairo, Egypt went down the drain after they shut down the Anubis God program (Pharah’s comic) and Ana feels responsible on behalf of Overwatch

-Sombra has been likely supplying Soldier with information on Reaper’s movements through the years

-Gabe handled the complicated “messy” issues that rose in Overwatch, while Jack normally handled the clean black and white issues

-Jack knows that Gabe=Reaper

-Reinhardt is not at all stealthy (go figure)

-Jack told Gabe that they picked the wrong person to be Strike-Commander (says it should have been Gabe)

-Jack can still laugh

-Jack keeps a stack of photos with him, carries it around to remind him of the good times

-the pulse rifle is heavy AF

-Ana sent Fareeha (Pharah) a letter. She never got a response.

-Ana has yet to tell Fareeha’s dad (Sam) that she’s still alive

-Reinhardt is the butt of alot of jokes (in good fun)

Of course one of the biggest reveals came out that Jack/Soldier 76 is confirmed to identify as gay and had a previous relationship with a man named Vincent who has since moved on and married.

Honestly, I am so happy we actually got so much information from this short story. We finally got more lore on Ana and Soldier, and we could mine quite a bit from the one off dialogue interactions throughout the text. We can of course go farther into this, like Angela is revered for her medical skills but still doesn’t know Ana and Jack are alive, and that McCree can be seen as Gabe’s right hand man if putting him on the case personally means it’s a big deal in Jack’s eyes, but overall I think Blizzard delivered on some quality lore.

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

I’m still sick as heck, so i’m just gonna post this now. been working on it for like a year, so it’s just an amalgam of ideas me and @aerihead thought of! p rough tho be warned. 

Mchanzo Proposal/ Wedding Comic under cut! context is a few years after the recall. they’re wandering together as vigilantes 

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[defensematrix]

i accidentally got a really clear shot of what jesse looks like during his waving animation while fucking around in custom games and im losing my mind at how cute he looks

[printscreen-mercy]

[busan]

[evilwvergil]

“Year Of The Pig” 🐽 🐷  ↳ : オーバーウォッチ OVERWATCH LUNAR NEW YEAR 2019 

[jonsnowboard]

[woyaogaoxing]

These are fucking amazing

[mizjesbelle]

The figure swinging the earth –  The Force Of Nature by Lorenzo Quinn

The guy being dragged by a bird – part of an installation titled Hacienda Paradise – Utopia Experiment by Fredrik Raddum.

The balancing elephant – Balancing Elephant by Daniel Firman.

The tea splashes kissing – Kiss of Eternity by Johnson Tsang.

The figure emerging from the wall – Break Through From Your Mold by Zenos Frudakis

The meditating figure splitting apart – Expansion by Paige Bradley.

The horses running through water – Mustangs at Las Colinas by Robert Glen.

The giant peeking from under the lawn – Popped Up by Ervin Loránth Hervé

The man under the raining umbrella –  L’uomo della Pioggia (The Rain Man) by Jean-Michel Folon.

The huge bearded guy – The Appennnine Colossus by Giambologna.

The impossibly balanced stones on a beach – Untitled by Adrian Gray

The dragons with an egg – The Dragons in Love or The Varna Dragons by  Darin Lazarov.

The stairway to nowhere –  Diminish And Ascend by David McCracken

The underwater circle – Vicissitudes by Jason deCaires Taylor.

The epic warrior guy – General Guan Yu by Han Meilin

The sinking library –  Sinking Building Outside State Library, Melbourne, Australia.  I couldn’t find an artist’s name.

The giant hand holding a tree – The Caring Hand by Eva Oertli and Beat Huber

[butterflyinthewell]

The worst bullies to autistic people are the ones who spout deliberate wrong info because they know the autistic person can’t control the impulse to correct them.

“Oooh, I heard you wet the bed!” “No, I never did, what the heck?”

“Babies don’t belong in this class.” “Shut up, I’m 13, I’m not a baby.”

“So I heard your mommy picks out your clothes for you…” “Uh, no? I pick my own clothes out.”

“That loser wets the bed!” “I don’t! I stopped that when I was 9!”

And so on and so on.

If this is happening to you right now, these people are preying on your autistic traits to bully you. The best retort is “You saying that to me says a lot about you” instead of trying to correct them. They’re being wrong on purpose to get a reaction, so don’t give them what they’re expecting. Their digs will get more personal until you accidentally spill a really embarrassing detail about yourself and then they really start digging in.

Don’t give them that. Keep repeating “You saying that to me says a lot about you” like a mantra. Make it a boring stock response. Make it clear that they aren’t going to get anything juicy from you and they’ll look ridiculous in their attempts to engage you.

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[tittlecard]

you still have a purpose in this life, brother

[jennyofvengerberg]

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