My Adventures Under Ground

Non-binary, anime fan, demisexual, artist, writer, nature lover

[haphira]

Update

so I created, a Patreon account, and have all my work posted on there plus a few new stories, any support would be great! and Thank You!

Haphira | Patreon

Fanfics, Stories and Art

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[the-haiku-bot]

there is a CRAFT in

my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fatmzehraa]

[bingutop]

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

[algae122]

my fuckin cat

[drudg30n]

THE SUN

[ineedbettershittodo]

a turtleduck

[theultimatenerd0fficial]

Jim and Nomura… and Enrique… in the dark lands 💔 fahhhhh

[frooglet]

MY WIFE :DDDD and also jax and also angeldust

Honestly peakness ngl

[duality-the-chaos-god]

Luz and Amity from toh

Honestly?

Pretty cool

[evil-baker-and-storyteller]

Luigi Mangione 🤤

[babylon-butterfly]

Elder faerieeeee

[ririwithrice]

MR BURNS IN A MARILYN MONROE DRESS god damn 😍

[breadteleporter-offical]

my axolotl

[isaacmustdie-1525]

Dan and Phil. This is very funny considering that dream Phil had about being stuck in an elevator

[definitelyfrankiero]

All of the dead poets society

[elliotsaqueenfan]

My dad and siblings 😭

[cutestpuppyeverr]

Ritsu kageyama, I’m walking out of there with four of my limbs signed bro I am NOT missing out on an opportunity like that

[he7tiangle]

v1 ultrakill. im going to fucking die

[evilfloortile]

If we going with my tablet it’s Wagyu objectified which if you touch him once you get assimilated ok

If we going with my phone it’s 2 of my ocs both which are extremely deadly and probably would want to kill me

[starstarstarrystar]

Taka and Mondo from danganronpa v1 im so fucking SCARED🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[the-haiku-bot]

Taka and Mondo

from danganronpa v1

im so fucking SCARED🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[haphira]

moon jellyfish, um, i guess im ok, but they might die, which would make me sad

[noisyghost]

local woman alarmingly quick to throw herself in the face of danger if it means she might get to kiss a werewolf

[noisyghost]

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[writingdose]

this used to be a common knowledge

via AO3Tikli 2022

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[tlirsgender]

Rewatched x-men (2000) and can I just say magneto's plan (turning all those politicians into mutants) was objectively hilarious. Like can you imagine. Somebody's firing the transgenderization beam into congress

[dragon-png]

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[b0nkcreat]

i think people get so used to their own creative work that they forget how amazing it is so i’m making this post as a reminder You are the only person capable of making art the exact way you make it. nobody else on earth can do that. there are always going to be those little habits and intricacies and details that simply cannot be replicated whether it’s in writing or painting or textiles and you make life all the better for it i love my friends’ art i love art from strangers im trying to love my own art I LOVE YOU!!! THE PERSON READING THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF THIS WORLD NEVER EVER STOP MAKING THINGS THAT CAN IMPACT IT

[m-l-rio]

The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[papasmoke]

I hope bad things happen to evil people

[arcsigils2]

I Hope Bad Things Happen To Evil People - a sigil created to manifest a most fervent of wishes during this most turbulent of times; for bad things to happen to evil people.

[papasmoke]

Hell yes I have a sigil now folks

[aurpiment]

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

[aurpiment]

You understand me

[lyricwritesprose]

Okay, look. Back in my day, we were warned about Otherrealm safety, right? Don't give your real name, don't make promises, pay attention to exact words, all of that. Yes, maybe people were being excessively paranoid, but also, we understood there are bad things out there. And these days, kids just put their full names on Faerbook? And tell the things with teeth where they live? I think we have gotten so comfortable with this stuff that we're raising an arcanely illiterate generation, that's what we're doing. Oh, and don't get me started on people relying on eyeless chattering constructs rather than actual scrying. I blame Big Thaum, I really do.

[goingrampant]

We've gotten so used to the trolls that we've forgotten that we shouldn't feed them!