[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[rooseveltstreetsvelvettutu]

@harbingeroftitans

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"it has an LCD and an app!" that will be so fun in 7 years when everything still works except the dead screen and the abandoned software.

[gaiienpokedex]

[rooseveltstreetsvelvettutu]

@harbingeroftitans

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Citrus Reamer

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and the trophy for 🌟Best Reply🌟 goes to:

[vilekasen]

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

[socialmaya]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

*Italian guy throwing a blogger into a trash compactor while smoking a cigar*

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

[peach-foxgloves]

I have been looking for this post for YEARS.

[mapsontheweb]

Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America

[headspace-hotel]

In Nebraska it’s illegal to talk about the ocean

[meltedstairs-deactivated20211103]

i showed this to my dad and he said “nebraskans should stay in nebraska because the culture shock of talking to people who know what the ocean is would kill them instantly” and im not over it

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[prokopetz]

Out of curiosity, for those who have polls, what's the character limit on the text of a single option? Asking for a friend.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

I pasted the entire Bee Movie script and it got reduced to "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to", so, looks like 80 characters.

[prokopetz]

Hm.

The most widely used transcript of Bee Movie is roughly 80 000 characters in length, so – assuming you're okay with options splitting mid-word in order to make optimal use of the available character count – you should be able to fit the whole thing in about 100 consecutive polls. (i.e., 80 characters per option x 10 options per poll x 100 polls.)

Does anybody know if there's a limit on how many polls you can post in a day?

[chubby-aphrodite]

Mr. Prokopetz, I, and I cannot stress this enough, do not like where this is going.

[gayavatarstyle]

Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

This fukn post had me reeling so ofc I had to draw it

[gayavatarstyle]

hi take everything I own

[imnotokaythanks]

There’s more!

[arachnopus]

[kitt-the-werefox]

Every day, emotionally, I’m

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

[the-quasar-hero]

Me: what could be so bad that it warrants the use of that image?

The end: *happens *

Me:

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

im begging you watch the whole thing

[sokka-with-his-hair-down]

[massacre-girlypop]

He even washed the rice!!! Why the fuck?!?!

[ranidspace]

https://www.lightpollutionmap.info/

Use the link above, and click about where you are. what is your "bortle" number, aka, how light polluted is your area

Class 8-9

Class 7

Class 6

Class 5

Class 4

Class 3

Class 2

Class 1

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

if you're worried about the website finding out where you live. dont worry. it already knows where you are just by you opening the page, this goes for every website btw. As always reblog for higher sample size

[ranidspace]

im an astronomy student and im living in a class 8-9 im going to cry

[emperornero]

not all have emojis but

STRONGEST WET BEAST. BATTLE

fish🐟🐠🐡

octopus🐙

squid

axolotl

jellyfish

shart🦈

sea slug🐚🐌

other mysterious beast.... [tags?]

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[emperornero]

I DIDMT MEAN TO PUT. SHART . I CANT EDIT IT NOW FUUCK

[alice-hastur]

My favourite animal, the shart

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?