no.keys

"I Fucks With Being Naked, Heavily"

[stunningmlm]

i mean technically i can drive, but does that mean i want to? does that mean i’m good at it? does it mean that i should drive?

no

[seenvisions]

[kaiatl]

I lick the fupa down to your clit.. 🤤 -Kai

[ablogforyoungmommys]

While sitting in his high-chair, your baby drops the spoon. You get up, pick it up from the floor, give it back to Baby - only for him to throw it away on purpose. 

If this scene sounds familiar to you, you might wonder why he does that. Is he rebellious and tries to upset you on purpose? Does he have a really silly kind of humor? No and no. In fact, your baby is busy conducting his very first scientific experiments. His brain is starting to understand two important concepts. 

The first one is called “Cause and Effect”: When i throw away the spoon, mom picks it up. When i do it again, she does it again. Oh, yay!

The second is called “Object permanence”: When i throw away the spoon, it disappears - No, it doesn’t, mom picks it up! It’s still there, even when i can’t see it!

To fully grasp these concepts, your baby needs to repeat those experiments again and again and again. That’s annoying to you - but try to smile at your little scientist! 

[freewillandphysics]

another cognitive thing they’re learning is “when i drop something, it will fall down every time!” - boom, gravity

also, as important, they’re learning social emotional skills like trust. “every time i lose something, mom, helps me. even if it makes her mad.”

always pick up the spoon - you’re teaching the kid that they can depend on other people

[dr-gloom]

Important information for people who get annoyed/mad when kids “act out”

they’re just learning, fam, give it time

[blackinmotionpictures]

“I am a third generation hair stylist. And so I eat, breathe and sleep hair. To be responsible [for] creating looks that will stand the test of time makes me feel emotional.” - Camille Friend, Department Head Hair Stylist.

[i-am-a-fish]

callout post @ all gays,

they’re gay

[phenomenal-vibrations]

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

[sabyaasachi]

[tumblondeez]

That height be gassing that hard, hunh?

[onlyblackgirl]

6’2 is pretty average for men. Why is that exciting???

[clarknokent]

It isn’t though, average height for men is 5’9.

6’1+ is the height range most people attracted to men find ideal though.

Still shouldn’t be exciting in general though lol

[diornyc10]

I’m 6’5

[clarknokent]

Who’s mans is this?

[kimreesesdaughter]

Also, y’all have to stop telling dark skin people that we’re editing our pictures to look lighter..do you know how many times I snap a selfie and I’m like “sooo..I’m light brown now???” Like my front facing camera RARELY captures my complexion at an accurate rate. AND DON’T LET IT BE A BRIGHT SETTING OR DAYLIGHT!!!!! 

[pumpkinmcqueen]

^^^

[kimreesesdaughter]

People skipped over this shit like a muthafucka.

[messagefromcabana-deactivated20]

You gotta turn the flash off on your front facing camera. That’s what makes you look lighter.

[kimreesesdaughter]

I don’t have a flash on my front facing unless I’m using Snapchat.

[realdowntomarsgirll-deactivated]

Everybody gets overexposed sometimes but only dark-skinned women get accused of doing it on purpose and “not loving themselves”

[kimreesesdaughter]

SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!!!

[lovelygoblin]

Film and photography have always catered to light skin better than dark skin. Even in the digital age, the favoring of white skin is still very apparent. Literally being that cameras cannot render dark skin. Everyone may get overexposed but it happens to people with dark skin most frequently and they are most frequently targeted and blamed for it.

People need to stop being so willing to blame people with dark skin for all the shit that they have to deal with. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Case Closed. 

[bantamazadeh]

[manithuggin-deactivated20190105]

remember this? @analog-girl

[bantamazadeh]

[manithuggin-deactivated20190105]

remember this? @analog-girl

[thesoulfunkybrother]

-Rihanna. Allure. 18′

- Nadine ijewere

[i-am-a-fish]

h hey hey guys i have a funny joke and the punchline is gayple syrup you wanna hear it

[gardenvarietygayest-blog]

go ahead dude

[i-am-a-fish]

oh um, alright thank you so the joke it’s all like um

[i-am-a-fish]

so uh what is the thing that the um

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Pancakes?

[i-am-a-fish]

No no not that yet we

we aren’t there yet

[ihavenoideawhattoputforthis]

Oh, my bad.

[i-am-a-fish]

the um,

oh it’s fine don’t worry about it

[i-am-a-fish]

the um

[i-am-a-fish]

the gays

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Like syrup?

[i-am-a-fish]

No not that it’s uh

[i-am-a-fish]

I -

I’d actually really like to tell the joke by myself if that’s ok I appreciate the help but i am ok

[highfunctioning-soiciopath]

Oh, sorry. We believe in you!

[i-am-a-fish]

oh ok um thanks so much so it’s like the uh

the gays um

what do the g

what do the gays like to put on their pancakes like what kind of syrup

[mevsthhighway]

my god what

[i-am-a-fish]

ga

[i-am-a-fish]

gayple syrup

[trista-la-vista]

wow that was really funny!!!

[i-am-a-fish]

ha ha thank you i know

[i-am-fishs-parent]

[i-am-a-fish-s-mom]

Absolutely hilarious joke :D

[achievement-b-huntress-deactiva]

ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, [phone]. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from [phone], claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

[achievement-b-huntress-deactiva]

Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

[nawdah]

Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant don’t do that

[bleuberrygliscor]

a side note,  because theyre very popular around the DMV, If you ever see a sign with something akin to ‘free debt erasure’ ‘15/h job’ etc and ONLY A PHONE NUMBER, ignore it. tear it down if you can, because those are well known scams and sex-trafficking baits.do not, by any means, call or respond to these messages. do not let your friends do it. do not.

[findyourpenguin]

THIS IS IMPORTANT AF THANK Y’ALL HOLY SHIT

Oklahoma is one of the worst states as far as human trafficking, so thank y’all so fucking much. That’s literally my life and the lives of everyone I know that y’all just saved. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you

[mcwie]

*FUCKING SPAMS REBLOG*

[ask-henry-yugi-tudor]

guys pls this needs more reblogs

[magicalmysterytardis]

so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’

so i was like what?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[dynastylnoire]

Loc Appreciation Day is September, 28th 2018

If you have baby locs

Short locs

Med length locs

Long locs

Free form locs

Colored/dyed locs

JOIN US SEPTEMBER 28TH 2018

Post your pics, gifs, stories, advice, maintenance tips and experiences ( why you got them, why you love them, how you take care of them, why you cut them off, job stories, horror stories, discrimination stories, love stories, etc.)

Also Definitely rep your hair salon/stylist/loctician or what techniques or products you use.

People with Faux locs, twists, and braids please don’t jump in this. This day is day is strictly for people with authentic locs.

Everyone without locs feel free to reblog and boost!

[imjusvibin-deactivated20210925]

Aw 😢 I get to participate in this 😩🙌🏾

[youfunkybitchyou]

Y’all are lovely

[too-real-for-tv]

Oh hey, it’s @buttcheekpalmkang

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

Yep. Lol.

I’m such a no name blogger on here I was surprised she used me.

[dynastylnoire]

Pffft. We’ve been mutuals forever. And your locs are gorgeous

[damnjess4real]

Don’t forget sisterlocks 💚

[dynastylnoire]

Ah!!!! So cuuute ! !!! Please rep them

[xmagnet-o]

@dynastylnoire is it okay if I post some old pics?

[dynastylnoire]

@xmagnet-o absolutely!

[zulu-b]

cut mine earlier this year :(

[dynastylnoire]

You can still participate. Tell us about it on that day

[blackcoffeeandfree]

Is starter locs okay ?

[dynastylnoire]

Absolutely!!!

Please post them