The Musings of a Museless Writer

34. Likes girls. I know I want to be a writer but not sure what to write about. Works in Physical Therapy (trying to anyways). I mostly just reblog stuff but if you guys want to talk about anything then I'm here. I jump in and out so many fandoms it might make you dizzy so be careful :D

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Rio: [sneaks into the house wearing a big coat] Agatha: What’s with the big coat? Teen: [muffled bark] Rio: Daggers.

[calellon]

controversial opinion but i should get what i want sometimes

[ivipl1]

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[catchymemes]

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[mymarifae]

i think it’s important to be able to take a step back and recognize that you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcvkxxxxjnfrg782]]]]2AQ

[mymarifae]

i was Thinking but i got up to get coffee and i came back to discover that one of my cats walked across my keyboard and posted this early for me and you know what. they summed it up far more succinctly than i ever could

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[catchymemes]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[waterfire1848]

Headcanon - There was a time when someone tried to rush the stage during a Huntrix concert. Of course the girls have security but the second the guy got within a foot of Rumi, Mira grabbed him and tossed him off stage. The girls completely expected to get hate for this but within 5 minutes they were trending and, as it turned out, fans LOVED watching Mira toss a grown man off a stage for coming close to Rumi.

[frozenartscapes]

There are clip compilations of the girls protecting each other from crazed fans, and every single one is met with nothing but praise. Someone got handsy with Zoey and Rumi nearly crushed every bone in his hand. Someone tried to talk shit about Mira and Zoey dropped a line of disses so severe that guy still hasn’t recovered. All of them finish up with the shot of Mira not even breaking her stride in her dance, snatching a dude six inches taller than her by his collar and bouncer-throwing him back into the crowd before he could reach Rumi

[high-fructose-lesbianism]

Anyone ever think about how wild it was that back in ~2014, the biggest piece of lesbian fandom media was Carmilla, a webseries about vampires executive produced by a tampon company?

[lookcaitlin]

[70sscifiart]

Robert Tinney, 1984