I ♡ evil lesbians
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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I ♡ evil lesbians
tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly
It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.
Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
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A being perfectly symmetrical to mine
mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes
(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good
(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin
mutual 1: man fuck kimi
mutual 2: man fuck kimi
mutual 3: man fuck mercedes
mutual 4: man fuck kimi
mutual 5: FORZA FERRARI SEMPRE NO ONE HAS EVER QUALIFIED HIGHER THAN P3 AND P4 WE ARE SO BACK
mutual 6: omffgg;ggg [image of, like, thierry boutsen] the skrunklyyyy look how cute my skrunkle babyyy my cutie pie #mycutiepie
mutual 7: man fuck kimi
mutual 8: ok i promise chapter 3 of my lestappen consolidation-of-Denmark-as-a-Christian-kingdom longfic where charles is harald bluetooth and max is thyre will be out tomorrow!! thanks for your patience :) i decided to translate the jelling stones myself which added a bit of time lol
mutual 9: man fuck kimi
mutual 10: LETS ALL KILL (remembers suicide jokes are bad) KIMI ANTONELLI
My latest creation
it's not over til it's over
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
he said DO NOT fuck with my mama
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
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