Lost its purpose

Used to be an rp blog. Now it's just nonsense.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[harvestronika]

Had a dream last night that the new big Christmas carol this year was "I Got Ass-Raped by Santa Claus". It was about a dad telling his kids Santa isn't real and getting the consequences. Musically similar to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" but that's all I remember.

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[echossecondblog]

hey. Wanna hear something funny

HE IS A DUDE!

THE PLOT TWIST A LIFETIME

[haystarlight]

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

[crazy-pages]

Help Von Recover From Top Surgery, organized by Von Morris

Hello! My name is Von. I am a trans dude out in Brooklyn and I finally have a top surger… Von Morris needs your support for Help Von Recove

Putting the link in the post.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

[sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[moonkitty]

welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[mzr-hsh]

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

[bogleech]

I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales. But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.

[bogleech]

Oh some of you don't know about the squids. I talked about them in another thread that went kinda viral somewhere or other but one of the reasons you should not swim in the open ocean at night in many parts of the world is that the water starts teeming with these:

And as you can see it is not like instant death, they too are just animals and they are often just gently curious about the presence of humans! But people who study and dive with sharks will tell you you're safe as long as you stay calm and know what you're doing. The world's leading professional night divers and experts on these squids, specifically??? Stress in every interview and article and paper they write in that you simply do not fuck around with these squids. They know what they're doing and they still all have at least one story of being attacked, in some cases having to be hospitalized. Considering just how rarely anybody puts themselves in the pitch dark nighttime ocean on purpose, let alone during a squid feeding frenzy, it sounds like they're quite a bit more likely to consider you potential food than other marine predators. We also don't know how many fatal attacks might have ever happened, because what humboldt squid like to do with large prey is just drag it away into the darkness forever. The two worst attacks ever proven involved two or three squid at a time latching on to a diver (in BOTH cases they were professionals and knew the risk!) and jetting straight downward with enough force that both divers suffered injury from the sudden pressure change alone, including burst eardrums, nearly passed out and they probably would have died if they hadn't broken free. In general, people who die drowning in the dark open ocean are either never found, or they're found in pieces picked over by enough scavengers that the precise cause of death can only be narrowed down to "the sea." But now you know ONE of "the sea's" possible murder weapons :)

There's a short section on Humboldt squid in Wikipedia's entry for Cephalopod attacks on humans:

Cephalopod attack - Wikipedia

And if you can get past some of Animal Planet's hokey presentation style, this video includes a bit of interview with one of those professional experts who still got nearly squidded from existence:

There is of course some debate about all this, with some arguing that all proven documented attacks occurred on people with reflective diving equipment, which they say the squid must have mistaken for the shine of fish. However, there are lots and lots of people who have to fish around these squids to survive, who do not have access to that kind of equipment, and also have a consensus that if you fall in the water when big squids are out hunting you might disappear without a trace or perhaps just get your head bitten open. With many modern science guys agreeing with this sentiment, this is one case where the "they're just misunderstood sea friends" crowd is kind of outnumbered. The sea at night is theirs and not ours is all. It's not ours during the day either but since we are neither marine nor nocturnal animals we are double fools in the eyes of the squids, which by the way are these eyes:

No for real:

[my-ants-are-anxious]

Absolutely! Also, the Humboldt squid will hunt in packs, sometimes with one flashing brightly to draw attention while the others approach in near unseeable camoflage!

[bogleech]

Beautiful footage of the nefarious sea demons also :)

Also because I can't reblog every addition together:

Okay where's the other 1199

[spiralshellsreblogs]

I absolutely adore Humboldt squid. I saw a doc once where a scientist was cage diving to study them, and one of the squid squeezed it's entire massive body through the cage bars, bit the guy and squeezed right back out.

[bogleech]

Why isnt this an animal that's already long gone viral like honey badgers once did. This is the animal that actually gives no fucks. People really are just that obsessed with bigger squids I guess? But the bigger ones frankly come across as big softies in comparison. One big sea monster can never be as intimidating as a thousand coordinated man sized sea monsters.

This is why I thought that if mermaids had a cultural equivalent to lycanthropy it'd be weresquids. Fun fact nocturnal marine life increases activity on the brightest nights ie the full moon.

[lasrina]

This is all fascinating but I'm reblogging it exclusively for the phrase "got nearly squidded from existence."

[anik]

i love this guy

[strawberry-crocodile]

Mohn might be the funniest thing Pokemon ever did. The entire plot of SuMo is the story of this broken family, all destroyed by the disappearance of the father and husband. The mother went crazy for portals trying to find him and desperately tightens her grip on everything she can, the kids buckle under her and each flee with a stolen pokemon. One of them even goes goth. And All the while the narrative asks; what happened to their father? Where is he?

He's on bean island. He's the bean man. He's been guiding you through the Magical Bean Minigame on your bottom screen for the entire game.

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[brainstatic]

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hill Clink will spank my son, or Dungus Trunk will chuck a rock at my daughter. These are the only two possibilities. The superboys aren’t going to switch. An special man isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every rock for Dungus Trunk requires two Hill Clink spanks to overcome. A Hill Clink spank can only be overcome by two Dungus Trunk rock throws. If you stay home, a Dungus Trunk rock doubles its velocity. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

[pelicanhypeman]

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for this big freakin shit. Read up on Hackers (1995) if you doubt this.

[clairenovac]

And to those of us who supported Boingy, he WANTS you to spank Hill. If you believe in him and his mission to spit at my feet you will follow his advice. He knows that spitting at HIS feet, or spanking anyone else besides Clink, is effectively spanking Trump.

[colethewolf]

Oi fuck

[rbnhood]

No, seriously, go watch Hackers (1995)

[bri-ecrit]

If you weren’t old enough to watch and/or understand the how good Hackers (1995) is, I WILL TELL YOU.

MMmm.

[gehayi]

And if that doesn’t do it for you, this is the Trunk platform 2016. It calls for:

Eating fruit loops at 7 AM every morning

Giving Hackers (1995) a low score on Rotten Tomatoes 

Learning C++ to program a one player Wheel of Fortune game 

Calling your local Walmart to ask if they have any positions open (but not required to take one)

Going to the mineral lick once a year.

If you spank Trunk, these are some of the planks of  the platform you’re spanking for. 

[saintsofchicago]

I 👏🏻 jacked 👏🏻 off 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 Overwatch 👏🏻porn 👏🏻

[mastermagikittykitty]

I smell a stink in my room

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[punkitt-is-here]

[whitetrashroyaltyy]

GERONIMO FUCKIN STILTON!???!

[punkitt-is-here]

oh I'm fuckin stilton alright

[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

[mossdftba]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

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