Burning Gold

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[flordeamatista]

Chris Evans Is PEOPLE's 2022 Sexiest Man Alive

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[its-just-kennedy]

[coolyo294]

tonight we will eat at samsung

[stele3]

Samsung is out here ending lives.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

How can  I get one of these corporate twitter jobs lol

[virgoassbitch]

my academic advisor told me to dump my man

Me as an academic advisor

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Harvesting carrots.

[bunjywunjy]

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[thiscouldbethebestplaceyet]

[zoethrowingnightshade]

this is so bad it became good again

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ethersmoon]

[should-be-sleeping]

Whenever you find a random piece of glitter stuck to you out of the blue? You’ve been visited by Carrie Fisher and she spared you from some bullshit.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[mindykalings]

[madisonmontgomerylives-blog]

#yo this is legitimately the beginning of a love story

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[preposterousness]

i can’t think of much that i aspire to more than this

[andrewbiird]

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

[polyhorde]

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

[agent-absinthe]

These make me so happy

[missredherring]

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

[thetattedstoner]

Missy Elliott x Lose Control

[adayinthelifeoferin]

this will never not bang.

[theworldenthusiast]

Her videos were so before her time.

[takestimetoheal]

When the beat drop you got no choice but to go wild 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

My shit !

[candiikismet]

I GOT A CUTE FACE CHUBBY WAIST THICK LEGS IN SHAPE!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾❤️❤️❤️❤️

[clitgotyourtongue]

Missy had people getting in Formation decades ago.

[bantugal]

Music videos that capture the music perfectly are so rare

[jlbi245]

Man missy had some of the best music videos ever.