Hola! Bonjour!

I just wanna make people happy, smiley, and laugh again... whether it be with a funny picture, cool diy's, a text post, or some deep thought, I want you to be happy

[gayvampiretown]

Jacob, hanging out at the Cullen’s and shoving dry cereal into his mouth with his hands and then immediately drinking directly out of the milk carton while he has the chorus of Call Me Maybe stuck in his head:

Edward:

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[aconstantstateofbladerunner]

I’ve seen this post on my dash multiple times today and I swear his hair keeps getting bigger.

[ships-inside-your-head]

But his art is soulless. Why would you want to be blessed by THAT.

[thes-hitoverlord]

source

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[wychelm]

is this something

[valtsv]

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)

Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

“everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

[valtsv]

for the visual learners in the crowd

[god-sent-gender-bent]

If I may add:

[kirbythegreat]

@god-sent-gender-bent

[yourlocalshitfish-deactivated20]

[memesandlaughs]

[elvish-mysticcc]

Me, with premium:

[slowjamastan]

RB if you’re into the following fandoms

Tax Evasion

Heirloom Tomatoes

Respecting Women

Pop flavoured chapsticks in the shape of bottles

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

It’s a really shitty mask, like the kind you cut out of a magazine and you don’t even have any string so you just hold it up to your face and go “boo” for a second until someone rips it because you look stupid and you’re acting stupid.

[sandersstudies]

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where's my mom

[ohdarnitripped-deactivated20220]

Me, Protestant, walking into a Catholic church with many depictions of Mary: Ey look, it's Mary... ey look, it's Mary again... ey look, it's Mary again... ey look

[sandersstudies]

[primarybufferpanel]

This one goes into the same file of iconic words as ‘Die mad about it’

Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead.

[otherwindow]

[drarrymylove]

[kateawolf13]

[kitsumekat]

I swear that The Onion has an oracle on their team. 

[targent]

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

[campbell-soup]

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

[yungsquidward]

it slaps move on next question

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[janeplease]

Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind.

[owlmylove]

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are