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[gotham-memes]

Regarding your tags: ur wrong these are fresh as fuck

[rosalui]

is there a single thing i love more in the world than in-universe outsider pov social media meta? no

[writeittypeit]

a bad joke

[hunterschafer]

First look at Robert Pattinson as Batman

[adrianivashk0v]

[ratfuck]

The Joker be like: heeheehahahahahahaha!!! I creampied you, batman!!!

[ratfuck]

wait

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

Gordon: I’ve got a seventeen-year-old boy in the back of my cop car right now and I’m taking him to the station.

Barbara: Is he cute?

Gordon: Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute.

Dick: I really wanna say yes, sir.

[justiceleaque]

(๑◕︵◕๑)

[hawkboi]

[lindatart]

Batman is the greatest detective that ever lived (insp.)

[goldalarm]

Batman #67

[sweetiepie08]

Gotham police: Batman! Quick! Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have broken into Money McBillionaire’s mansion.

Batman: You mean the one who’s been in the news because their factories haven’t been properly disposing of toxic waste?

cops: uh yeah?

Batman: and didn’t he get caught up in a domestic violence scandal a few years ago?

Cops: shouldn’t you be stopping them? 

Batman: right, on it.

*Later* 

Batman: Harley! Ivy! Stop! Don’t beat up Money McBillionaire! And don’t take this flashdrive which contains documents detailing his company’s dangerously lax safety practices as well as formal complaints and lawsuits from workers who have gotten sick off of toxic fumes. And definitely don’t take this other one revealing exactly how much he paid to have those domestic violence charges dropped, including the names of the people who accepted the bribe. And please, for the love of humanity, don’t send them to Clark Kent at the Daily Planet lest he publish these private documents for all to see.

Harley: Got an address?

Batman: Yeah, I’ll have Nightwing text it to you. Include a note that says B pointed you in his direction. 

[browniepokemon]

This deserves more notes

[therestlessforest]

If you don’t write Bruce Wayne like this, the correct way that is, then just stop writing Batman stuff this has been a PSA thank you and goodbye

[therobincentral]

sometimes i forget that bruce is like, canonically conventionally attractive because of his whole playboy billionaire image but like imagine being on the justice league and the elusive, intimidating batman trusts you with his identity so takes off his cowl, and he’s fucking hot?? i’d riot

[dykerachelsummers]

no other robin reaches robin!dick’s level of gremlin energy until carrie kelley

[jasontoddiefor]

Hot takes why Bruce Wayne should be the Youngest Justice League Founding Member

It’s hilarious

Nobody would suspect it. Batman always comes across as so sure and authoritative - he must be at least 37 or so

Meanwhile, Bruce is actually 23 and just took in a nine-year-old

And Robin in turn just makes people think he’s older because if that’s his kid - well, then he’s got to be old enough to be a dad

You’ve got Diana as the oldest and Bruce as the youngest and they’re both the only ones with any braincells

Every time Batman gets a meme, people assume it’s because of Robin and yeah, that’s partially true, but he’s also a millennial

It’s gets better with every kid he adopts

Diana is probably the first to actually know his age but it doesn’t matter much to her

Clark, however, freaks out.

“You’re 26!”

“Yes. How is that more relevant than the fact that I’m Bruce Wayne and therefore can get intel on the kryotonite smuggling ring?”

“You have a teenage son. You’re younger than me!”

“Only by six years, Clark. Now could we please focus-“

Barry and Hal would straight up not believe it.

Hal’s the last to know. He just walks into the meeting room, Bruce unmasked, and is all “who tf are you? Bruce Wayne? Who is that- what do you mean you’re 27?”

Just give me Tired 23 Year Old Bruce having Old Man Vibes

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[despicabledeadpool-deactivated2]

Dude, he’s like, the ultimate philanthropist 

[midnight-revolucion]

Gotham, before Bruce Wayne returns to it, is literally falling apart and he all but single-handedly provides the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of the city. He keeps the hospitals up and running, prevents the schools from shutting down, keeps Gotham Police Department functional, and keeps organized crime out of Blüdhaven by rebuilding it and revitalizing the job sector. Philanthropic billionaire Bruce Wayne is responsible for this, not The Dark Knight Batman. He had absolutely no obligation to do any of this. He didn’t have to start The Martha Wayne Foundation or The Thomas Wayne Foundation or Wayne Medical or Wayne Industries. He did it because to save Gotham, it would take more than just Batman beating up on the bad guys, stopping organized crime, and getting rid of corrupt officials. Saving a city from crime means nothing if the city and its people are in physical and financial ruin when all is said and done.

[despicabledeadpool-deactivated2]

┏┓   ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲  city ╱╱╭╮╲╲  we ▔▏┗┛▕▔    appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲   Bruce Wayne ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲  ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[aeryel]

[mynerdsensesaretingling]

They’re such boyfriends. I love them. [Red Robin #9, 2010]