ok dad

han jisung enthusiast

[wordfather]

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

[errorschacha]

The notion that straight people who approach sex unconventionally are comparable to gay people is predicated on a conception of gayness as sexual deviance. It’s homophobic.

[hackerfucker]

[thelvadam]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

[myheartdreams]

[shepavellann]

Josephine: This man threw…a goat…at the castle your Worship

Inquisitor: Fucking hilarious want a job?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[the-pan-writer]

Why is there a guinea pig in your shop?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me Ramsey is our best employee

[changelings]

Alternatives to Tumblr if the entire site gets deleted on the 17th

Facebook - see pictures of the straightest people you knew in high school

Goodreads - leave a searing 1-star review for your least favorite author

Jstor - log in through your library for a wild time

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

[tsundereslasher]

[enjolrassuggestions]

thank you Wikipedia, I would certainly love to help

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[aughtpunk]

Otto’s Irresistible Dance

[im-captain-of-this-ship]

This is infinitely funnier than I could have ever imagined.

[thorthedorkworld]

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

[dmofstormandsea]

this video is what dnd feels like

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

Hey look at the title for my school’s tube ensemble, where there are 9 tubas.

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Music Played On Wildly Inappropriate Instuments” is my favorite genre of music.

[austenchanted]

[sesamestreep]

#Area Man Briefly Considers Confessing Deep and Profound Love For Best Friend In Order to Win Argument (via @taxicabsandcupcakes)

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[hawkwardly]

right in front of my female presenting nipples?

[copperbadge]

Tumblr "Find Me" Directory

A place to enter your social media info and find others.

A directory of social media handles so people can find you on other sites. Once you fill out the form (none of the questions are required so in theory you can just hit “submit” without answering anything, but you can also just View Here) you will be able to access, but not edit, a spreadsheet of everyone’s handles across their social media. 

As the disclaimer banner says, EVERYTHING you enter into this form is made public so you know, be careful. If you don’t want two of your handles linked…don’t put ‘em both in there. 

I can’t think of a genuine reason this would be a bad idea but it’s a lot of data about people and their personal names that’s easily scrapeable so you know, if you can argue that this is a really bad idea for X reason, I’m willing to listen and delete as necessary. 

[hawkwardly]

this is very useful!!! hmu on my public twitter @/k8anthony; my ao3 is, as always, over here