Simon and Baz

Carry On consumed my life.

[he-is-plotting]

The reason Harry and Draco didn’t get together was because Draco never saw Harry in jeans

[drarryking]

While I support this I think Draco did see him in jeans tho. Harry always got on the train in muggle clothes.

[sailor-croissant]

At the beginning of every year when Harry boards the train Draco just takes a deep breath and whispers quietly “Be strong Draco… he won’t be in those jeans for long… be Strong.”

[drarryking]

He won’t be in those jeans for long…..

[namgibonsai]

“This year I’m removing them.” Draco tells himself to build up the courage to do so.

[he-is-plotting]

The reason Harry and Draco didn't get together was because Draco never saw Harry in jeans

[vampiregampire]

quick hc

whenever it is completely silent baz whispers “plotting” around simon and then pretends like he didn’t say anything.

baz: *whispers* plotting.

simon: *looks up, wide eyed* what?

baz: *blank expression* what?

simon: what did you just say?

baz: *gives simon strange look* I didn’t say anything…?

simon: but I thought- you- I-

baz: *turns away smirking*

[he-is-plotting]

Doodling Baz and Simon

[he-is-plotting]

Did anyone else notice that Levi and Simon both don’t like reading and Cath and Baz love it?!

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102]

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

[daitoshi]

oops my hand slipped

[moodycrissy]

nexttttt pleaseee :D

[sinofangels]

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

[maria-ruta]

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

[hamburgergod]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

[maria-ruta]

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

[placeholderaccount]

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

[skyloxuniiverse]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

[sparksoffandommagic]

This is my favourite thing on Tumblr because every time I see it it’s slightly different or extended or following a whole new story from the original but it’s always adorable!

[x-lilou-chan-x]

Seriously guys I’m terribly busy and look at what you made me draw…..! haaaaaaw <3 I couldn’t resist…

[just-looking-at-heichous-ass]

Whoaaa this is why i love Tumbrl

[chapter-61]

snowbaz AU anyone?

[twokisses]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN (also the coolest I mean this whole back and forth drawing contribution thing?? I love Tumblr)

[wang--fire]

*squeeling* this is so cute!!!

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

I LOVE THIS POST AND YES ITS SNOWBAZ YES

[king-itchy]

Baz coming back to Watford like…

[pitch-bitch-snow-hoe]

LEGIT

[saprosappho]

i really do love how the Baz Memes are ‘imma push him down the stairs, lick his cheek, i fuckign count his moles as he sleeps’ and the Simon memes are ‘he’s plotting, i have to follow him everywhere, penny he plays the violin so beautifully it must be a trap, jesus fucking lord from above is he wearing jeans’ they’re both so weird i hate them

[he-is-plotting]

Simon: hey baz

Simon: baz

Simon: pizazz baz

Baz: stop that

Simon: jazz baz

Baz: simon

Simon: snazzy bazzy

Baz: oh my god

Simon: *whispers* razzmatazz baz

Baz: we have stairs i could throw you down buddy

[he-is-plotting]

Penelope giving Simon the phone: it's your boyfriend

Simon: Baz is NOT my boyfriend!

Simon, to the phone: hi babe

[carryonsnowflakes]

Leave a word in my inbox and I will try to write a snowbaz headcanon based on or including the word

[memiinger]

okay but a snowbaz soulmate au where you only figure out who your soulmate is when you call them by their first name to their face

everything else is the same though (like magic and the insidious humdrum and being mortal enemies etc)

baz goes by his middle name so simon is completely clueless

baz called simon by his first name once in first year and he never did it again

[he-is-plotting]

I love how we're all just Cath now. Obsessing over those two cinnamon rolls

[he-is-plotting]

TV writers/authors: this character is an asshole. he's sarcastic and the most rudest person in the series.

me: ok.

TV writers/authors: he has huge daddy issues, and he murders.

me: my love.

TV writers/authors: no you don't understand he-

me: HE IS SMOL AND MISUNDERSTOOD AND..

TV writers/authors: n-

me: *creates blog about character* *creates a shrine of that character* *ignores all clear evidence the character is bad*

TV writers/authors: why can't we do anything right

[he-is-plotting]

Simon: BAZ

Simon: YOU'RE

Simon:

Simon: YOU'RE WEARING JEANS.

Simon: (I can't believe he's wearing jeans.)

Simon: (I'd always imagined Baz lounging around in suits and waistcoats.)

Simon: (Silk scarves hanging around his neck...)

Simon: (They do look like really expensive jeans.)

Simon: (Dark.)

Simon: (Snug from his waist to his ankles without looking tight.)

Simon:

Simon: (NO HOMO THOUGH)

[draco-blackthorn]

Hi welcome to snowbaz hell where everyone is violently screaming about two people

[he-is-plotting]

Simon at the End of Fifth Year

Simon: CAN YOU BELIEVE

Penelope: oh god

Simon: WHAT BAZ DID WITH AGATHA

Penelope: *sighs

Simon: THEY HELD HANDS

Penelope:

Penelope: which one is cheating on you again

Simon:

Penelope: Are you dating both of them?

Penelope: Asking for a friend

Penelope: That friend is me

Penelope: I'm very confused by your emotions