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srsfunny

Couldn’t you just pause it

usedkarma

oh my sweet summer child

helthehatter

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

esteicy-blog

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

madamslayyy

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

nickidub718

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

dramaqueeenamby

PAUSE?????

limebear

always-accept-the-image

This was my first thought during this scene.

adobsonartworks

Fun story. There’s a podcast called “She-Ra: Progressive of Power” and in the episode review for “The Battle of Brightmoon” they had Noelle Stevenson on as a special guest.

She said that when she was pitching this episode to the Dreamworks executives, one of them stopped her and asked “what’s the deal with the rainbow?”

She replied totally deadpan: “It’s the gay agenda.”

To which the executive said “okay” and they continued on with their pitch.

So like… yeah, it’s not subtle at all and it’s TOTALLY built into the show from the start lol. Links to the podcast above so you can hear it for yourself.

ginger-ale-official

Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/

newtgeiszler

op's never had pizza with mayonnaise 🙄

ginger-ale-official

OP’s never throttled someone to death with their bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second

dredsina

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

dredsina

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

dredsina

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

dredsina

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

dredsina

Oh crap!!!!

dredsina

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

shitpostbot5k

shetheultimateweapon

shitpostbot finally using its sentience for good and ending transphobia, i see

maureen2musings

Sound on…

myroommateisacat

peek-a-boo

i-hate-chick-fil-a

TALK ABOUT IT

conformi

F. Javier Gutiérrez. The Ring 3, 2017 VS Jean-Léon Gérôme, Truth coming from the well armed with her whip to chastise mankind, 1896

yesterdaysprint

The Times-News, Nephi, Utah, August 12, 1910

maximumsunshine

Hey all!

You know those posts floating around tumblr with screenshots of horrifying personality test questions that are a part of job applications? (Like the one basically asking if the applicant would work off the clock when their shift is over if the restaurant is busy. )

I need as many of them as I/we can find, but I can't seem to come up with the right search term. I've tried tumblr and Google images.

If you come across any between now and, like, the 6th of August (2019), could you airplane/message them my way? Please don't tag. My notifications are too busy and I don't want to miss them as I need them urgently for my final project in my capstone class for my bachelor's.

Any examples you can find would be deeply appreciated. I swear to dedicate this project to tumblr. I need your help!

-

Love,

A desperate undergrad who only has like a week and a half left in this level of their education and dear God, they just want to be done already, but also, they could use an extra week to finish this project

maximumsunshine

Reblogs would be so fucking helpful. I'm begging for any help I can get here.

listsoflifehacks

Secret Recipes To Try At Home

listsoflifehacks

Here are the instructions since people keep asking!

Panera Mac N Cheese Wendy’s Frosty Olive Garden Alfredo Sauce Chick-Fil-A Nuggets Starbucks Frappucino P.F. Chang’s Chicken Lettuce Wraps Chick-Fil-A Frosted Lemonade Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits Sonic Cherry Limeade

people-are-garbage

Holy fuck

blackaquokat

@forcesensitiveaurawielder

mabe1pines

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

valla-chan

sorry to improve your day without much notice but

glyxiebear

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

nonbinarydave-archived

This is cathartic

bogleech

People just becoming politically aware are never going to appreciate just how fucking hated this guy was before he was in politics. He was hated for over half a century. Everyone aware of him mocked and derided him as a cheating, greedy corporate asshole and mindless bully and this is by far not the only time anyone clocked his ass but it is probably one of the only times it got caught on video. Hatred of him was bipartisan all my life and it just goes to show how easily right wingers can be suckered by anyone who kisses their collective asshole on their pet agendas.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Never forget that the reason Trump seems like an over-the-top stupidly villainous antagonist from a 90s movie is because half of them were based on Trump and making fun of him.

The reason The Simpsons and a handful of other comedies ‘predicted’ the Trump presidency was because he kept saying he wanted to run and nobody could think of anything funnier than a President Trump.