Shitty broadway memes

Just a bunch of Broadway shitposts ~ Admins: @bwaystanforlife and @painfullyroyalart

[loverdeluxe]

here’s to lesbians

here’s to gays

here’s to bisexual people

here’s to pansexual people

here’s to trans people

here’s to non binary people

here’s to asexual people

here’s to lgbt+ people that are in the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are afraid to come out to their homophobic family and friends

here’s to lgbt+ people that are out of the closet

here’s to lgbt+ people that are still not sure what is their sexuality or what is their gender

there’s nothing wrong about you! you are all loved! you are all important! you are all beautiful! you all matter!

🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!🏳️‍🌈

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Hamilton Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Alexander: “This is an on fire garbage can.” 

Aaron: “I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.”

John: “I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars.”

Lafayette: *in a French accent while miming smoking* “Oh, the things I have seen, you cocksucker. You have no idea. The Gestapo threw my printing press into a river. But go tell your fucking jokes.”

Hercules: “Eat ass, suck dick, and sell drugs.”

Angelica: “I was offended as a lady who’s getting pushed around by this chauvinist asshole, that works at Blockbuster video, talking to me like I’m some floozy.”

Eliza: “Hey, you could probably pour soup in my lap, and I’d apologize to you.”

Peggy: “I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.”

Maria: “*groans* Y’know, life?”

Washington: “STREET SMARTS! You’re all gonna die!” 

Philip: “You remember being 12, when you’re like, ‘No one look at me or I’ll kill myself!’”

Thomas: “I’m like an iPhone. It’s just gonna be worse versions of this every year.”

James: “In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.” 

King George: “I have a girlfriend now which is weird cause I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and have walked and talked for the past 28 years.”

Samuel: “Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day, because they will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They’ll just be like, ‘Ha, ha, ha, ha, hey, look at that high wasted man. He got feminine hips.’ And I’m like, ‘No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!’”

[heatherheatherandmulligan]

Happy New Years!

Thank you all for a wonderful 2018 full of the best of memes, here’s to 2019 with even better ones!

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Jack: So are you into guys with big hearts?

Crutchie: No, I’m more into bad boys.

Jack:...

Jack: *turns hat to the side* Well today’s your lucky day!

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*Heather M. and Veronica, sharing a cannoli*

Heather: You know, everytime I have one of these I’m disappointed

Veronica: I’m disappointed everytime I wake up.

Heather: What?

Veronica: What?

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Ram: If you scream no homo then the gay demons are expelled from your body.

Kurt: Noted for any of my future endeavors.

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love your url

Thanks!! 😊

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Lilette: Simon, have you seen Jeremy?

Simon: I’m not seeing Jeremy!

Lilette: ...What?

Simon: What?

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Happy Pride Month from HeatherHeatherandMulligan!

We want you guys to know that no matter your orientation, gender, or lack thereof, you are loved and supported by this lovely community!

-Your best buds, Bwaystan & Royal

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We usually post memes as you know, but this is very important. We need to come together to defend net neutrality! It is really simple to just text that number and compose a message! Do whatever you can to keep our internet the way it is!!

[heatherheatherandmulligan]

Heathers Characters as Things People in My School Have Said

Veronica: “I would love for someone to burn me at the stake.”

JD: *with scissors in hand* “Hand over them important arteries.”

Heather Chandler: “You look like you’re trying to dress like the love child of Donald Trump and a hobo.”

Heather Duke: “He is high class! You are at the bottom of the crack whore food chain!”

Heather McNamara: “I thought that said Lesbian Massage at first, and I was very intrigued.”

Kurt: “Say I won’t embrace you, bruh! I’m gonna hug you, bro!”

Ram: “I could suck my own dick if I wanted to! That’s how big it is!”

Martha: “Why are you an 85 year old woman?”

Ms. Fleming: “I have a BS degree.”

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J.D. facing off with the Heathers

J.D.: You might wanna borrow this.

Heather D: Ew! No one wants your dirty underwear, J.D.!

J.D.: It’s not dirty underwear. It’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it now, Heather!

Heather C: The only thing I will be waving is your decaptiated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Heather M: Good Lord!

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Veronica: I need someone to be my friend.

Veronica: Maybe send me an angel.

Veronica: The nicest angel you have

J.D.: *laughing maniacally*

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Heather D: My latte is too cold.

Worker: It’s an iced latte.

Heather D: It’s an iced latte that’s too cold. You’re gonna have to make me another one.

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Alexander: Thomas Jefferson… How do I even begin to describe Thomas Jefferson?

James: Thomas Jefferson is flawless.

Maria: I hear his hair is insured for $10,000.

Angelica: He’s written a Declaration in France!

Eliza: His favorite food is Mac and Cheese.

Peggy: One time he met the Marquis de Lafayette and he told him he was pretty.

Aaron: One time, he beat me in an election. It was awesome.