🛸Hi, I'm Elliot🛸

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[bettaesthetic]

I like

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[trainthief]

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

[primeemeraldheiress]

This is the funniest fucking addition

[acetrek]

Just learned that the guy who made the Garfield "You are not immune to propaganda" started selling NFT's

[acetrek]

[aliens-stim-too]

prince philips is fucking dead. GOOD. a stimboard

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[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[scribefindegil]

Dangerous discovery of the day: at least one species of bioluminescent mushroom has been successfully cultivated, so you can turn your yard into an eerie glow-in-the-dark fae garden

[scribefindegil]

For those curious, here is one one several places you can purchase the spawn!

By day, an unassuming oyster-like mushroom

By night, perfect decor for a hag’s lair

(images from How To Grow Mushrooms From Scratch by Magdelena Wurth)

You can also apparently keep pieces of inoculated hardwood in terrariums, where they will glow for up to several months if conditions are good! Go forth and live your fantasy dreams!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

its kinda fruity when boys put the car in reverse 

[transgenderer]

if david lynch was a crab hed be called david pinch and hed be able to edit his movies by hand with his sharp claws. so think about that a little

[papasmoke]

i love really niche subreddits that have been isolated for so long they’ve radicalized themselves in some bizarre unnecessary way to the extent that whenever anyone comments something like “i think water is real” it gets -500 downvotes

[golden-x-mage]

[catgirltiefling]

[antliondefense]

from GLaDOS' perspective the portal games are "enemies to lovers" full of drama and romantic emotional turmoil, and from Chell's perspective it's just the worlds shittiest weekend

[antliondefense]

glados, who's probably been practicing this speech: whatever. just go. it's not like i ever cared anyway.... about... what we had.........

chell, wired as fuck on adrenaline, who stoped listening as soon as she started talking:

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[anatomyhouse]

[anatomyhouse]

[probablyasocialecologist]

https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily/status/1380475865323212800

[persorene]

[orteil42]

love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

[orteil42]

single btw