vore fiend

haha yea

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

New Mood

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

well this is the modern day and today we

[long-tan-and-waluigi]

🤺😠DONT😡fuck🙅with me        🍆💦👎      I 🙏 have the             👊power👊 of 🙌God🙌 and  🍙🍘ANIME🍙🍘 on my side                        😔😧😬😤AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🤺😭

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Someone photoshop this into the right lib section of the political compass please

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

here you go!

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thank you.

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[despazito]

best breeds of meat clown

3. Essexshire polka-stripe

2. Delaware Red-pointed plaid 

1. Split jest broiler

[wolfuhboo]

but are split jest broilers really worth it? yeah, they put on weight quickly and reach market weight a long time before the other breeds listed, but theyre so unhealthy!!! if you let them live past the butcher date they start to develop bone and heart issues because theyve literally been bred to keep growing

i dont know about you guys but im willing to sacrifice a bit more feed and space so i have clowns who can actually clown. i want to see them honking, roosting in their clown car, and making balloon animals, not just laying around and getting fat

[foxyclock]

quick question what the actual fuck

[grymmoires]

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[bardapologist]

i work at a movie theater and yesterday i misspoke and asked someone if they wanted butter on their ice 

[bardapologist]

best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated “do you want butter on your ice” and DID NOT REALIZE

[stylelogs]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

[sailorleo]

i hope the word “sadstuck” outlives people actually remembering or caring about homestuck so eventually nobody will know why its called that

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[botanize]

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