pulmenti

wingus

[modernmodron]

seasons greasons to everyone

[igor-shestyorkin]

THE NHL????

[toosmallortootall]

For context these were the preceeding tweets, and there are multiple news stories (mostly from Republicans throwing a tantrum over the NHL supporting trans people, which is why I'm not linking to the articles) about the trans draft. So it isn't just an empty statement or an intern going rogue amidst twitters death rattle. This is like, a big deal

[werewolf-cuddles]

#transphobes go on about 'why do you have to be on the women's team why can't you be on your own team'#and then harrass the NHL when they set up a trans league#Almost as if it's not actually about fucking women's sports is it??#Almost as if none of you fuckers just suddenly decided to care about women's sports!#The sports leagues that all these men joked about all the time!

This.

Literally this.

[conjurercorvus]

trying out a new experimental spell i'm calling glitter attack

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Pocket sand!

[hellifiknowbud]

Can’t believe they’ve yassified the sand

[hellifiknowbud]

I think the single funniest response i’ve seen someone say to a homophobic christian was “oh but I’m honoring God by kissing him! See, man was made in God’s image, and i’m kissing a man, so i’m loving God and his creation!”

I mean not only is that biblically correct but like I think the big guy himself would approve. Also say gex so like 10/10

[karuuhnia]

[bogglethebogwizard]

Wizard hunger games simulator when

[hellifiknowbud]

I mean @good-wizard will probably die first because he tries to help someone but it’d be cool to see

[good-wizard]

HEY WHAT?? IM TOUGH! ID BE ABLE TO HELP SOMEONE AND NOT DIE I SWEAR!

[hellifiknowbud]

Look man I love you but you would absolutely try and help someone who tripped get up and get obliterated by a Fireball because of it. Them’s the breaks of 24 wizards trying to all kill each other

[good-wizard]

Well my shield spell is really good! So's my teleport! I would shield myself while teleporting the injured out of the ring! That way no one has to die!

[hellifiknowbud]

“No one has to die” lad do you understand how the Hunger Games works

[good-wizard]

I do! And it's an archaic system built on glorifying the brutal and slaughtering the weak! With me in it I can assure that changes! No one will die!!

[hellifiknowbud]

Well, I guess the term Chaotic Good exists for a reason. I look forward to your antics

[bogglethebogwizard]

Wizard hunger games simulator when

[hellifiknowbud]

I mean @good-wizard will probably die first because he tries to help someone but it’d be cool to see

[good-wizard]

HEY WHAT?? IM TOUGH! ID BE ABLE TO HELP SOMEONE AND NOT DIE I SWEAR!

[hellifiknowbud]

Look man I love you but you would absolutely try and help someone who tripped get up and get obliterated by a Fireball because of it. Them’s the breaks of 24 wizards trying to all kill each other

[good-wizard]

Well my shield spell is really good! So's my teleport! I would shield myself while teleporting the injured out of the ring! That way no one has to die!

[hellifiknowbud]

“No one has to die” lad do you understand how the Hunger Games works

[bogglethebogwizard]

Wizard hunger games simulator when

[hellifiknowbud]

I mean @good-wizard will probably die first because he tries to help someone but it’d be cool to see

[good-wizard]

HEY WHAT?? IM TOUGH! ID BE ABLE TO HELP SOMEONE AND NOT DIE I SWEAR!

[hellifiknowbud]

Look man I love you but you would absolutely try and help someone who tripped get up and get obliterated by a Fireball because of it. Them’s the breaks of 24 wizards trying to all kill each other

[bogglethebogwizard]

Wizard hunger games simulator when

[hellifiknowbud]

I mean @good-wizard will probably die first because he tries to help someone but it’d be cool to see

[ruinaaa-deactivated20230919]

[the-crim-rat]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

[ask-janeprentiss]

I prefer to kill them with writhing, consuming love…

🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱

[mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415]

I prefer

🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Moon blast

[good-wizard]

I prefer

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖♥️❣️❣️❣️💕💕💖💕💗💘💞💞💕💝💖💕💗💖💗💖💞💞💕💝💞💕💝💖💕💞💞💕💝💞💘💞💞💕💗 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖 💗 💝 💖 💗 💘 💗 💘 💞 💕 💖 💕 💗 💖 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💕 💝 💞 💘 💞 💞 💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

True love

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

Don't make me bring back 1000 explosion blast

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[hellifiknowbud]

Well she wasn’t lying, that sure is a 1000 explosions blast

[hellifiknowbud]

Trick or treat

I mean it’s november 2nd but hey holidays are made up anyway

Here’s some magic rock candy, imbued with things you definitely shouldn’t throw at people

[slimewizaaard]

…have you ever considered living in an rv and taking on a sidekick that says bitch a lot?

[hellifiknowbud]

Well it wasn’t on my to-do list but that could be a profitable idea

[hellifiknowbud]

Trick or treat

I mean it’s november 2nd but hey holidays are made up anyway

Here’s some magic rock candy, imbued with things you definitely shouldn’t throw at people

[the-smart-name]

[youareinacomawakeup]

AND YET IT WAS REAL

[clarificationsw]

I watched the part with AOC and he was so strange about it lmao I love hbomberguy so much

[tsukomuuuuu]

IT WAS HBOMBERGUY??

[clarificationsw]

he's always on the strangest shit I love him

[crazy-pages]

Look given how much sleep he was operating on and how much money he raised, he gets to be as weird as he wants

[bemusedlybespectacled]

"he's kinda fallen by the wayside" HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ROBLOX_OOF.MP3 ALREADY?

also i want to make it clear that Harris Bomberguy Brewis was fucking congratulated by the fucking Scottish Parliament for his livestream

dude isn't even Scottish

[siphersaysstuff]

Dude absolutely has not "fallen by the wayside". He just doesn't put out loads of 10-minute videos anymore.

He puts out some of the most vicious, heavily-researched videos out there that take months to put together, like his huge video on the anti-vax movement, which actually got him a shoutout from the reporter who blew the fucking lid off Andrew Wakefield, the scumbag responsible for the whole "vaccines cause autism" lie that's done immeasurable harm to, well, humanity as a whole.

Quality over quantity.

[atopfourthwall]

I was lucky enough to be on that stream a couple of times. H. Bomberguy remains one of the best people in the world and that stream shows the power of collective action for a good cause with the goofiest of starting points. Also, make sure to look every TERF like Graham Linehan straight on and ask, sincerely, without malice or recrimination, but with the mightiest need in your voice: "Do you know how to beat Beaver Bother in Donkey Kong 64?"

[strangeracrossthestreet]

So, as you know, or don't, an employee got fired from Starbucks and they posted all the recipes online =)

part 1

[strangeracrossthestreet]

part 2/2

[hellifiknowbud]

just in case you want expensive coffee for a wee bit cheaper

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

reblog if you can see the HUD

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

do NOT play slay the spire multiplayer with two trans girls they will play as reimu and marisa and you'll be stuck third wheeling as the defect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!