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Welcome to my graveyard! 22y old ghoul learning about art

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[discord-the-app-offical]

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[creepymutelilbugger]

yuo cannot be doing this to me

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[celestialteapot]

MY SON

HE IS MY NEW SON

I LOBE HIMB

[ofdarklands]

still love the vague implication that etheirys originally had earth-like ecosystems until the ancients started creating and releasing 58.693.486.946 fucked up concepts per year and that's why hydaelyn is Like That now

this is why we have to do roulettes every week lest every abandoned building and wayward barrel becomes instantly overrun with fire breathing slimes or whatever the fuck

[ofdarklands]

wol clearing out aurum vale for the third time this month, covered in Morbol Liquids: who the fuck is responsible for this

the answer is them. azem was responsible for this

[ofdarklands]

#the only reason we don't have a 50ft morbol covered in exploding hammers and spitting out fully armed bears #is that byregot put that concept in the shredder before hyth saw it #the correct prayer for aurum vale is thank byregot it's not even worse (asleepinawell)

[prguitarman]

Happy April 25th

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

I'M????????????

[swayerto]

[ficklefamiliar]

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[herssian]

people who don't use or spend time on tumblr don't really understand how solid this place is for creatives and how we could be living in artist utopia if they fully undid the nsfw ban. the tag system? the dashboard? the silly anons who will send you the most insane sentences known to mankind? having your very old, shitty art make the rounds again because somebody finds value from it and wants to show their friends? no other place even comes close

[doubleabatteriee]

do we still fw af2

[daylights-rain]

If you were wondering, yes it does feel good as fuck to let out a Lightning Breath Attack and absolutely vaporize a bunch of knights.

Thats usually all it takes. Any that didnt get atomized by the heat or electricity and survived were still thrown from their feet and knocked unconscious.

Can you imagine that?

They’ll basically end up waking up to ash and dust. They’ll probably wipe their brow an-

[scavengedluxury]

Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate