they pay me in WOIMS

call me jam or dennis, he/him, minor #1 bubble and jimmy z fan :) fandoms: the godfather (movies), muse, tadc, wild kratts, the outsiders (book), nirvana, and the glass scientists

[definetleynotapornbot]

gained conciousness for the first time 26 minutes ago what the hell is thisSHIT

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

[squareallworthy]

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

[storm-of-feathers]

What

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

[yoinky-sploinky]

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[kenzily8]

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

[cosmipepper]

you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later

[spring-ephemeral]

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

[oberorka]

you people

*realises some of my followers may be therians*

you living beings

*realises some may also be non-living otherkin*

you physical bodies

*realises some of them may be incorporeal*

you entities

*forgets what I was going to say in the first place*

good enough *sends post*

[grand-romantic]

💛🤍💜🖤Happy Pride 🖤💜🤍💛

Your favorite nb here! It's the last day of pride, so I just wanted to blow a kiss to my community, but especially my black nonbinarys! As a femme presenting person, it's been a struggle to get people to see me for me, but I've been doing my best this year to stand up for myself and my identity. I hope this pride month you guys hugged yourself, kissed your partner, and shook twice as much ass as last year! I love you! 💕✨️

[closetedcrisis]

A special announcement!

I should definitely be back to making comics next month. In the meantime I'm still going to be drawing but mostly art fight stuff. Appreciate you all for sticking with me!

[filthyfuckingcainestan]

he personifies me

[ka3l]

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[zzombiehoundd]

I’m in my first gallery!!! This piece is mixed media- oil pastel and acrylic

Titled “Untitled No. 555”

My piece is about how freeing it is to finally come to terms with your trans identity and accepting that aspect of yourself.

[trans-joy-is]

Happy disability pride month to disabled trans people! Especially to people…

• who have been degendered because of ableism

• who have been on the receiving end of medical ableism because of their gender or agab

• whose transition goals look different because of disability

• whose neurodivergency affects the way they experience gender or a lack of it

• who have to hide their transness or disability

• who can't hide their transness or disability

• whose transness or disability has been denied because surely one person can't deal with two things at once (sarcasm)

• whose gender expression and transition is dependent on a caregiver or health team

• who can't afford to transition because ableism prevents a decent income

• who didn't realize they were trans

• who didn't realize they were disabled

• who are reading this

🩶❤️💛🤍🩵💚🩶

[heart emojis in the colors of the disabled pride flag]

[oggeminivenus]

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

[lesbeid0u]

[librarycards]

people on here who have been on 10-15+ years like myself...i don't know how they claim that there were never any Black bloggers on here, or that it was always such a white website. trudy gradientlair was on here. thisiswhiteprivilege was on here. there was a feminist citation project sara ahmed was involved in on here. there was someone on here whose username was wretchedoftheearth and that was how i learned who fanon was when i was 12, by googling those words. tumblr was the only place i knew i could go to get accurate & compassionate info about what happened to trayvon martin, when everyone around me irl was rabidly racist. the amount of reportage and scholarship that happened on here before the first big wave of bans was so huge and so much has been lost. where were you when it was happening??? why weren't you paying attention??

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's cause they never engaged with non white bloggers so they never noticed them disappearing. they got the tumblr they wanted, and those of us who aren't liberal/conservative fandom bloggers were robbed of our black and brown friends, and worst of all black and brown bloggers were robbed of a dpace that once was a legitimate vector for talking about black issues. at least some members of staff know what they are doing, it's like the war on drugs in this website the way they crush black people on this website.

[nyokoko]

I literally published an essay several years ago about how a lot of people stole the intellectual work that Black feminist bloggers on here published regularly to build this website and its reputation as we know it. White people love them some revisionist history.

The reason Tumblr became the bastion of intellectual discourse that it was known for--the reason the term "social justice warrior" even EXISTS as a derogatory descriptor--is because of the work of the Black bloggers who migrated to this site from 2009-2014 from LJ and Jezebel's forums. Myself included.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[daughter-of-sapph0]

people are really mad at me for this post. so i wanna give my apology (heads up, its pretty long)

Keep reading

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

Check out my stuff!

✧Read Namesake✧ ✧Read Crow Time✧ ✧Store✧ ✧Patreon✧

[telomeke]

[ID–

Multi-panel comic. The first panel shows a sad-looking crow locked away in a birdcage. The crow is not black; rather, it is white, pale pink and pale blue – the colors of the transgender pride flag. Behind the trans crow's cage we see many other creatures (some fantastical, including a sad-faced star, a blue horned rabbit and butterflies in rainbow colors) all trapped in cages, a picture frame and jars.

The caption to the panel reads:

We don't always find the keys to our cages.

The next few panels continue the story. We see a black crow pop up in an open window. The free (black) crow and the trapped (trans) one exchange glances.

We then see a flock of black crows flying through the sky while carrying the trans crow's birdcage. The trans crow is still locked inside the cage though.

The caption to the panel reads:

But we'll always meet someone who can help carry the cage to a place where it can be broken.

We next see the birdcage lying on the ground among some rocks. Its wires are twisted and broken, and the cage is empty. A single white feather, delicately resting on the top of the cage, is all that its previous occupant has left behind there.

The next panel shows the trans crow, freed from its prison, perched proudly atop a tall rock and gazing into the distance. At the base of the rock, the black crows are looking upward expectantly.

The trans crow, with a hard and focused frown on its face, says:

… I'm going back… …For the others.

The black crows below say in response:

Sounds good! When do we leave?

The trans crow looks down from the tall rock, its expression softened by emotion. Visibly moved by the show of solidarity, it looks to be on the verge of tears even while its stance is proud and steadfast, against the backdrop of a sky with swirling clouds.

We next see the crows flying off into the distance, led by the trans crow who has the same determined frown on its face. One of the black crows carries a sprig with seven flowers, each in a color from the rainbow.

The last panel, sort of an epilogue, shows us a black crow holding a large knife in its beak. The knife blade, its edge honed to sharpness, is vividly rainbow-colored. The crow's eyes are narrowed, and its stance is low. The body language also makes it look as though the crow is about to spring into action.

The caption for the rainbow-knife crow reads:

Be gay do crow

End ID.]

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[sppsdlismartgrl]

/end ID