hephaestus-tv

hi I'm a loser

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

taylor lautner is meant to be hot but he always looks like he’s squinting and it makes me uneasy

[turing-tested]

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

[trans-jesus]

tall girlfriend who praises astrology

This is all I want

[the-alpaca-of-doots]

80s girlfriend who enjoys casual hand holding

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

tennis girlfriend who loves plain white rice

... i AM this girlfriend

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[birdfries-deactivated20200124]

[augdhrey]

[thes3nator]

[cl0wnz]

[drowziidreamer-deactivated20221]

[thevictoryfire88]

Bahahaha Nice. Here’s mine.

@v-revolticon is pikachu.

[nickyvmlp]

[cannedcream]

[magicnote99]

[britts-galaxy-brain]

[kattimariias]

[xx-starlightspeedway-xx]

[tsundereckless-deactivated20210]

[kibasniper]

[spitblaze]

[tredlocity]

[the-alpaca-of-doots]

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve always been able to teleport since the day you were born, with one exception: all eyes have to be turned away from you for you to do it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of your own home, you try to teleport but discover that you cannot.

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

oh my lord

[that-dam-percabeth-shipper]

The only funny part in the movie

[rinfangs]

imagine a post tartarus conversation between thalia and annabeth and thalia’s all “what happened to the little girl who wanted to redesign the entire world?” and annabeth’s just looks really tired and she’s like “she grew up, thals”

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

stop it?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? who said you could just????????????????

[memigod]

don’t let this joke die

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

have some sucky Thalia Grace artwork

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[yonaih]

maybe if i’m real lucky

[bagpipewhore-deactivated2019061]

doubt ill get one

[milomeepit]

This is just another urban legend no way *rolls eyes*

[dont-follow-dead-main]

THE FUCK

[5bi5]

Sure why not 

[itsfreakinglit]

I feel so stupid for trying this

[justtrashthatyoudontcareabo-blog]

Imma try it

[dickplinko]

Not gonna happen they never work

[iihxyleeii]

Its not gonna work

[kid-with-the-hat-and-no-shoes-d]

I mean, you never know until you try it

[trannibal-deactivated20210720]

Let’s see..

[sweet-suggestions]

YOOOO

[knight--of--ni-deactivated20200]

Why the heck not…

[that--1--fangirl]

Yeah, okay.

[becauseimbatmanfan]

Let’s see if this works

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

haha

[rpmemedumpster]

Do you have trouble drawing up original outfits for your characters? Or describing their fashion tastes? Polyvore might be of some help to you!

You can create outfits by searching for clothes and you an search by brand, color, material, ect! It will also tell you how much an article of clothing costs if you want to take your character’s budget into account.

Once you finish an outfit you can save them, you need an account to save them but you can make outfits without logging in and screenshot them if you don’t want to sign up

And for those of you who sign up there’s also an app for iphone and android!

Hope this is helpful!

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

PJO characters as memes

Percy: WHEN U DRINK SMART WATER IT GET U SMARTER

Annabeth: me, an intellectual:

Jason: my name is cow

Frank: [God creating (animals)] memes

Hazel: is it gold in here or is it just me ;)

Leo: FEAR NOT FELLOW HUMANS. THIS IS BUT A MINOR INCONVENIENCE.

Piper: storytime:

Reyna: sometimes i think about murder

Nico: "sorry only 21 or older" the buzzfeed quiz i took said im 42 "fuck my back come on in"

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

what up im turning 19 and i never fucking learned how to read

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

✨✨✨✨✨

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

PJO characters as game apps

Percy: Dumb Ways to Die

Annabeth: The Sims/Chess

Frank: Goat Simulator

Hazel: Gold Miner Classic

Jason: Clash of Clans

Piper: Choices, Stories You Play

Leo: Temple Run

Reyna: Clash Royale

Nico: Slither.io

Will: Piano Tiles

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

vinegar

Zeus: *drinking*

Mr D: hey dad can I get a sip of water?

Zeus: i'ts not water

Mr D: ah vodka, I like your style dad.

Zeus: its vinegar

Mr D: ha what?

Zeus: its vinegar, pussy

[hephaestus-tv-blog1]

PJO gods as vines

Zeus: the fuck? the fuck? the fuck is in the air? the fuck! there's white shit everywhere

Poseidon: hahaha, i do that!!!!

Hades: "hey I'm lesbian" I thought you were american??

Artemis: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be, I would get pushed way less.

Dionysus: 1 MILLION POINTS FOR GRIFFINPUFF!! FUCK YOU SNAPE! GRIFFINPUFF WINS!

Aphrodite: "and they were roommates!" oh mah god they were roommates!

Hephaestus: accept yourself!! love yourself!!!!!1 accept yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ares: you better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Apollo: hop out the *music* *music* porsche! "shut the *music* up!"

Athena: free shavaka doo

Hera: blow square breaths!

Hermes and his shoes: what are thoooooooooo-o-seee? what are thooo-oo-see??

Demeter: cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su! LETTASU LETTASU, LET-TA-SUUu